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Is Squidge the new......
Mylene Class? 50%  50%  [ 6 ]
Jedward? 25%  25%  [ 3 ]
Jason Manford? 17%  17%  [ 2 ]
Other? 8%  8%  [ 1 ]
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 Post subject: Superstar Squidge
PostPosted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:56 am 
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As everyone is aware, our very own Squidge is fast becoming the next media superstar but there is some debate as to which existing celebrity he most resembles.

Here's your chance to decide:


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mylene - strangely ubiquitous and for no discernable reason.

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Squidge/mylene/jedward/other


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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
mylene - strangely ubiquitous and for no discernable reason.


Yeah, can't quite work it out myself.

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If Squidge was Mylene Klass he'd wank himself to death.

Why isn't this poll public? Mods! change it!

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I'm going for all 3; the background of Jason Manford, the masculinity of Mylene Klass, and the long-term appeal of Jedward.


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I see him more as a Timmy Mallett

"Mallett is also a supporter of Oxford United and regularly attends matches there. Mallett does a regular podcast for the Oxford Mail on United. He can also be seen occasionally watching his local club Maidenhead United" (from wiki)


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I think Squidge may be spreading himself too thinly. Blogs, talk radio shows, King Of The Kippax, foruming etc etc etc. I realise he's a talented boy but can his army of fans really keep up with all this media output? And more importantly, will he be able to sustain his tiny, frail body with all this demanding work on a steady diet of Pot Noodle?

We should be told!

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I think more Michael McIntyre. Was mildly amusing to start with but has since done so much shameless self promotion I can't stand the sight of him

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Surely Jason Mansford's below average 'everyman' style is probably even the cause of this renaissance man Squidge. I often expect the BBC to call me up and announce that Jason Manford is ill and as the next ranked person capable in the UK can I host the One Show. Fuck off I say, i'm easily above that tit Manford you should have called me before, now look what's happened... And at that point I slam the phone down.


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I'd do all of them. Apart from Squidge and Manford.

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JEDWARD OR MANFORD ?1111111!!2!!!!1

Best stick to looking like Klass i think squidgy

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