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Author:  Half Bassman Half Biscuit [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:14 pm ]
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Bastard wrote:
We've all been there brother. Sharting's a way of life round these here parts. Just ask Bassman.


what's a shart? Is it like a shit but just when brown liquid comes out?
Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:17 pm ]
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no, ^that's when you're ejecting last nights "products of conception".

sharting is when you fart but a little bit of poo comes out.
Author:  Danny's Studs [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:17 pm ]
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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
what's a shart? Is it like a shit but just when brown liquid comes out?


Yeh, it's when you fart but some shit comes out. As the name implies. And may or may not be accompanied by a pooper whistle.
Author:  South East Citizen [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:19 pm ]
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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
what's a shart?


Check the gusset of you keks. (And try not to get overcome with desire).
Author:  Danny's Studs [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:25 pm ]
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South East Citizen wrote:
Check the gusset of you keks. (And try not to get overcome with desire).


There's a word I don't use often enough. I like it.
Author:  Half Bassman Half Biscuit [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:30 pm ]
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Danny's Studs wrote:
Yeh, it's when you fart but some shit comes out. As the name implies. And may or may not be accompanied by a pooper whistle.


pheww! Not done anything like that for some time, thank goodness. Last time, i nearly did it in the pub, but i got away with it, and ended up doing it whilst striding purposefully back home from the pub.
Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:10 pm ]
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apparently balotelli could well be fit for saturday.
Author:  Danny's Studs [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:13 pm ]
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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
apparently balotelli could well be fit for saturday.


Huh...?! Where'd you see this?!
Author:  I Heart Lung [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:13 pm ]
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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
apparently balotelli could well be fit for saturday.


Good news.

Source???
Author:  I Heart Lung [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:14 pm ]
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Oh how little trust we have in the Gibbon
Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:16 pm ]
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daily mail
got a funky little app for my not-an-iphone, collects all the city stories and links to them, saw it whilst i was having a fag. along with him whining about houses being ugly in this country.

I Heart Lung wrote:
Oh how little trust we have in the Gibbon


quite right not to.
Author:  I Heart Lung [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:25 pm ]
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That's the thing with fags eh? So fucking picky!

I doubt we'll risk him sadly.
Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:26 pm ]
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i know, whiny bitches. what's wrong with a dilapidated 120 year old terrace house ffs.

and i hope that we would. he's been in training and all that, so not beyond the realms of reason or plausibility.
Author:  I Heart Lung [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:40 pm ]
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Very, very excited by this news.
Author:  Timpblue [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:42 pm ]
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would rather he waits until he is 100% fit

or finds a decent house, picky bastard
Author:  Winston_Smith [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:08 pm ]
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Image

He may have a point.
Author:  Squidge [ Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:37 pm ]
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Jo is world class.
Author:  Half Bassman Half Biscuit [ Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:40 am ]
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Squidge wrote:
Jo is world class.


I'm sure he is but the only problem is, we just haven't found out at what.
Author:  Winston_Smith [ Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:43 am ]
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Malingering perhaps?
Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:47 am ]
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standing around looking utterly incompetent at football?
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