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Has a fairly lame win at Wigan sent the Forum into a collective state of delusion?
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We've all been there brother. Sharting's a way of life round these here parts. Just ask Bassman.


what's a shart? Is it like a shit but just when brown liquid comes out?


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no, ^that's when you're ejecting last nights "products of conception".

sharting is when you fart but a little bit of poo comes out.

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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
what's a shart? Is it like a shit but just when brown liquid comes out?


Yeh, it's when you fart but some shit comes out. As the name implies. And may or may not be accompanied by a pooper whistle.

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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
what's a shart?


Check the gusset of you keks. (And try not to get overcome with desire).


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Check the gusset of you keks. (And try not to get overcome with desire).


There's a word I don't use often enough. I like it.

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Yeh, it's when you fart but some shit comes out. As the name implies. And may or may not be accompanied by a pooper whistle.


pheww! Not done anything like that for some time, thank goodness. Last time, i nearly did it in the pub, but i got away with it, and ended up doing it whilst striding purposefully back home from the pub.


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apparently balotelli could well be fit for saturday.

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
apparently balotelli could well be fit for saturday.


Huh...?! Where'd you see this?!

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
apparently balotelli could well be fit for saturday.


Good news.

Source???


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Oh how little trust we have in the Gibbon


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got a funky little app for my not-an-iphone, collects all the city stories and links to them, saw it whilst i was having a fag. along with him whining about houses being ugly in this country.

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Oh how little trust we have in the Gibbon


quite right not to.

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That's the thing with fags eh? So fucking picky!

I doubt we'll risk him sadly.


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i know, whiny bitches. what's wrong with a dilapidated 120 year old terrace house ffs.

and i hope that we would. he's been in training and all that, so not beyond the realms of reason or plausibility.

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Very, very excited by this news.


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would rather he waits until he is 100% fit

or finds a decent house, picky bastard

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He may have a point.

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Jo is world class.

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Jo is world class.


I'm sure he is but the only problem is, we just haven't found out at what.


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Malingering perhaps?

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standing around looking utterly incompetent at football?

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