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Author:  cooder [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:50 pm ]
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Benny wrote:
What, I have to eat a turdy pigeon for a house? Of course.


you have to get off with it

Author:  Benny [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:53 pm ]
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cooder wrote:
you have to get off with it


Be more specific.

Author:  cooder [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:54 pm ]
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Benny wrote:
Be more specific.


put your tongue in its mouth. The mouth has still got remnants of turd in it

Author:  Benny [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:56 pm ]
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cooder wrote:
put your tongue in its mouth. The mouth has still got remnants of turd in it


Well still yes. I mean for a house, so you're looking at £100,000. There isn't a lot I wouldn't do for that. And people who say they wouldn't are lying.

Author:  cooder [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:57 pm ]
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Benny wrote:
Well still yes. I mean for a house, so you're looking at £100,000. There isn't a lot I wouldn't do for that. And people who say they wouldn't are lying.


would you dick it?

Author:  cooder [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:57 pm ]
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cooder wrote:
would you dick it?


and take it home to meet your mum and dad?

Author:  Miggs [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:59 pm ]
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Id do anything you wanted to it for a house.

Author:  Benny [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:03 pm ]
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Miggs wrote:
Id do anything you wanted to it for a house.


Exactly. So would anyone.

Author:  Miggs [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:06 pm ]
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Benny wrote:
Exactly. So would anyone.


and id film it too. Just to better the offer

Author:  Benny [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:09 pm ]
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Miggs wrote:
and id film it too. Just to better the offer


Pervert. :D

Author:  Miggs [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:10 pm ]
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actually fly me to england and i will do it for nothing

Author:  Benny [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:11 pm ]
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Miggs wrote:
actually fly me to england and i will do it for nothing


Use the pigeon.

Author:  Miggs [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:12 pm ]
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Benny wrote:
Use the pigeon.


No, I never take her anywhere.

Author:  Labmonkey [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:28 pm ]
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Paddington Blue wrote:
of the friend gizmo on the side.

what with the forum being a bigger place these days i tend to log on and look at the friends thing on the side rather than the logged on user bit like we used to. if i see less than three people that are my 'friends' i tend to just fuck off to face book. i just noticed that a few of the people i actually like talking to are on line but not in my list, which means i need to add them, but that's mega gay. for instance, i would never add bastard and he would never add me. it's a thing. but if bastard was online i'd be more likely to stay. but i wouldnt know. because of the 'friend' thing. i say get rid of it.

Or just defriend all the forummers you have in your friends list. Simples.

Author:  BiscuitBlueCheese [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:35 am ]
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Cooder you're a weird fucking bastard.

Author:  Paddington Blue [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:59 pm ]
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Benny wrote:
Well still yes. I mean for a house, so you're looking at £100,000. There isn't a lot I wouldn't do for that. And people who say they wouldn't are lying.



would you fuck a dead animal? it's fresh, two days old.

Author:  DarloBlue [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:06 pm ]
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Paddington Blue wrote:
would you fuck a dead animal? it's fresh, two days old.


Two days old isn't fresh*. Rigor mortis sets in after only a few hours, and the dead animal would soon attract the attention of flies and whatever so would be quite significantly maggoted after two days. Certainly not 'fresh'.

[color="Silver"]*I know this because I'm a farmer's son**, not because I f*ck dead animals.[/color]

[color="White"]**No, animal-f*cking is not synonymous with farming.[/color]

Author:  Paddington Blue [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:07 pm ]
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what if i had kept it in a fridge?

Author:  DarloBlue [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:11 pm ]
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Paddington Blue wrote:
what if i had kept it in a fridge?


Wouldn't be 'fresh' though. 'Fresh' suggests 'recent' to me. I'd say it would have to be within a day to be considered 'fresh'.

Author:  Paddington Blue [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:17 pm ]
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ok, so it's not fresh, but two days is how old it is.

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