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Author: | cooder [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:50 pm ] |
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Benny wrote: What, I have to eat a turdy pigeon for a house? Of course.
you have to get off with it |
Author: | Benny [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:53 pm ] |
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cooder wrote: you have to get off with it
Be more specific. |
Author: | cooder [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:54 pm ] |
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Benny wrote: Be more specific.
put your tongue in its mouth. The mouth has still got remnants of turd in it |
Author: | Benny [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:56 pm ] |
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cooder wrote: put your tongue in its mouth. The mouth has still got remnants of turd in it
Well still yes. I mean for a house, so you're looking at £100,000. There isn't a lot I wouldn't do for that. And people who say they wouldn't are lying. |
Author: | cooder [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:57 pm ] |
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Benny wrote: Well still yes. I mean for a house, so you're looking at £100,000. There isn't a lot I wouldn't do for that. And people who say they wouldn't are lying.
would you dick it? |
Author: | cooder [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:57 pm ] |
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cooder wrote: would you dick it?
and take it home to meet your mum and dad? |
Author: | Miggs [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:59 pm ] |
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Id do anything you wanted to it for a house. |
Author: | Benny [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:03 pm ] |
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Miggs wrote: Id do anything you wanted to it for a house.
Exactly. So would anyone. |
Author: | Miggs [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:06 pm ] |
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Benny wrote: Exactly. So would anyone. and id film it too. Just to better the offer |
Author: | Benny [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:09 pm ] |
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Miggs wrote: and id film it too. Just to better the offer
Pervert. |
Author: | Miggs [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:10 pm ] |
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actually fly me to england and i will do it for nothing |
Author: | Benny [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:11 pm ] |
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Miggs wrote: actually fly me to england and i will do it for nothing
Use the pigeon. |
Author: | Miggs [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:12 pm ] |
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Benny wrote: Use the pigeon. No, I never take her anywhere. |
Author: | Labmonkey [ Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:28 pm ] |
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Paddington Blue wrote: of the friend gizmo on the side.
what with the forum being a bigger place these days i tend to log on and look at the friends thing on the side rather than the logged on user bit like we used to. if i see less than three people that are my 'friends' i tend to just fuck off to face book. i just noticed that a few of the people i actually like talking to are on line but not in my list, which means i need to add them, but that's mega gay. for instance, i would never add bastard and he would never add me. it's a thing. but if bastard was online i'd be more likely to stay. but i wouldnt know. because of the 'friend' thing. i say get rid of it. Or just defriend all the forummers you have in your friends list. Simples. |
Author: | BiscuitBlueCheese [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:35 am ] |
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Cooder you're a weird fucking bastard. |
Author: | Paddington Blue [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:59 pm ] |
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Benny wrote: Well still yes. I mean for a house, so you're looking at £100,000. There isn't a lot I wouldn't do for that. And people who say they wouldn't are lying.
would you fuck a dead animal? it's fresh, two days old. |
Author: | DarloBlue [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:06 pm ] |
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Paddington Blue wrote: would you fuck a dead animal? it's fresh, two days old.
Two days old isn't fresh*. Rigor mortis sets in after only a few hours, and the dead animal would soon attract the attention of flies and whatever so would be quite significantly maggoted after two days. Certainly not 'fresh'. [color="Silver"]*I know this because I'm a farmer's son**, not because I f*ck dead animals.[/color] [color="White"]**No, animal-f*cking is not synonymous with farming.[/color] |
Author: | Paddington Blue [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:07 pm ] |
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what if i had kept it in a fridge? |
Author: | DarloBlue [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:11 pm ] |
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Paddington Blue wrote: what if i had kept it in a fridge?
Wouldn't be 'fresh' though. 'Fresh' suggests 'recent' to me. I'd say it would have to be within a day to be considered 'fresh'. |
Author: | Paddington Blue [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:17 pm ] |
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ok, so it's not fresh, but two days is how old it is. |
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