of the friend gizmo on the side.

what with the forum being a bigger place these days i tend to log on and look at the friends thing on the side rather than the logged on user bit like we used to. if i see less than three people that are my 'friends' i tend to just fuck off to face book. i just noticed that a few of the people i actually like talking to are on line but not in my list, which means i need to add them, but that's mega gay. for instance, i would never add bastard and he would never add me. it's a thing. but if bastard was online i'd be more likely to stay. but i wouldnt know. because of the 'friend' thing. i say get rid of it.

he has the gay royal shakespeare company.

my mate gave me a picture od a dead rat once for my birthday. since then i've had a thing for dead animals (sounds weird). i like them. i found a dead pigeon at glastonbury once. that was pretty awesome.

I saw some pigeons eating human faeces at a train station in switzerland.

that's what they deserve.

Would you eat one of those pigeons (cooked) for £150?

Yeah.

What about if the turd was still in it's mouth, would you give it the kiss of life (obviously before it died - but was in the process of dying, or had just that second died - whatever)?

dunno. That's a bit different to eating a cooked pigeon. How much?

£1[color="white"].[/color]50

Nope.

what about for a small house with a garden, but the gardens got dog shit in it and you have to clean it yourself, and there's a burnt out toyota corolla on the drive and the only way you're allowed to move it is by tying a rope to it and pulling it to the tip?