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May I suggest any (all?) posters in the UK and Ireland put in a phone call to these cvnts and tell them to stop spamming our effing forum. Please. It may seem a harmless spam but a) I spend the hours you lot are asleep removing and banning posts/posters which at the moment is 3 or 4 a night, b) if we Mods didn't do this you lot would be on our case, and rightly so. It does take up considerable time and I am done with it. It may be a spam-bot machine that does it, I don't know, but I've had a gutfull.

So, please, call them up, tell them to stop spamming the forum or we will start spamming their website and phone number. Knock yourself out.

Yours Danny.

01512 032 895

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KYPU

On some forums certain words are not allowed. We should ban the word kitchen from the forum.

Words to ban
Kitchen
Wood
Solid
Defence
Good
Pass completion
Nasri


I like the idea of you protecting us through the night. A lot.

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Nastasic: totally overrated, purely because he's not as bad as Savic.

There a bunch of other words that need to be thrown in as well to be honest.

As a Mod we all had to undertake an oath (which cannot be posted for obvs reasons) but also set out my own charter, which I am happy to share.


Wherever you go, whatever you do,
I will be right there waiting for you.
Although I'm a creep, I am a proper weirdo,
What the hell I'm doing here? I don't belong here.
My job's ain't a job it's a damn good time,
For City my City I'm running my errands,
On location touring around your bedroom,
Danny's Studs always on vacation.
No sleep til....Match Day.

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KYPU

What man or woman wouldn't feel safer knowing you were in their bedroom while they slept?

It's a good credo, I wish the other mods had similar attention to detail.

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Nastasic: totally overrated, purely because he's not as bad as Savic.

shirkers, the lot of them

does banning work now, i've given up on it as it seems utterly ineffective. they seem to assume they are banned though, multiple accounts with single posts.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

Danny, was part of that from raidohead..?

And im also a creep and weirdo.....well its what ive been told over the years..

And its lovely to think of danny snuggling up behind me, draping a arm over me keeping me nice and safe at night..

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I Belong To City
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BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.

I forget I'm a mod.

I added something about penises to some ones post the other the but that's about it lol

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tbf.

Fucking scouse number that.

What's the website? It wouldn't happen to contain a mobile number would it?

Someone could be signed up to Cat Facts.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

My creed was taken from richard marx > radio head > b boys.

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KYPU

Richard Marx Right here waiting 1989 if my memory serves.

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The Senior Member