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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:05 am 
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May I suggest any (all?) posters in the UK and Ireland put in a phone call to these cvnts and tell them to stop spamming our effing forum. Please. It may seem a harmless spam but a) I spend the hours you lot are asleep removing and banning posts/posters which at the moment is 3 or 4 a night, b) if we Mods didn't do this you lot would be on our case, and rightly so. It does take up considerable time and I am done with it. It may be a spam-bot machine that does it, I don't know, but I've had a gutfull.

So, please, call them up, tell them to stop spamming the forum or we will start spamming their website and phone number. Knock yourself out. :auto-nx:

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:15 am 
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On some forums certain words are not allowed. We should ban the word kitchen from the forum.

Words to ban
Kitchen
Wood
Solid
Defence
Good
Pass completion
Nasri


I like the idea of you protecting us through the night. A lot. :o

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:44 am 
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There a bunch of other words that need to be thrown in as well to be honest.

As a Mod we all had to undertake an oath (which cannot be posted for obvs reasons) but also set out my own charter, which I am happy to share.


Wherever you go, whatever you do,
I will be right there waiting for you.
Although I'm a creep, I am a proper weirdo,
What the hell I'm doing here? I don't belong here.
My job's ain't a job it's a damn good time,
For City my City I'm running my errands,
On location touring around your bedroom,
Danny's Studs always on vacation.
No sleep til....Match Day.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:54 am 
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What man or woman wouldn't feel safer knowing you were in their bedroom while they slept?

It's a good credo, I wish the other mods had similar attention to detail.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:20 am 
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Dark Blue wrote:
What man or woman wouldn't feel safer knowing you were in their bedroom while they slept?

It's a good credo, I wish the other mods had similar attention to detail.


shirkers, the lot of them

does banning work now, i've given up on it as it seems utterly ineffective. they seem to assume they are banned though, multiple accounts with single posts.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:05 pm 
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Danny, was part of that from raidohead..?

And im also a creep and weirdo.....well its what ive been told over the years.. :think:

And its lovely to think of danny snuggling up behind me, draping a arm over me keeping me nice and safe at night..

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:36 pm 
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I forget I'm a mod.

I added something about penises to some ones post the other the but that's about it lol

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Fucking scouse number that. :mad:


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:30 pm 
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What's the website? It wouldn't happen to contain a mobile number would it?

Someone could be signed up to Cat Facts. :)

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My creed was taken from richard marx > radio head > b boys.

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Danny's Studs wrote:
There a bunch of other words that need to be thrown in as well to be honest.

As a Mod we all had to undertake an oath (which cannot be posted for obvs reasons) but also set out my own charter, which I am happy to share.


Wherever you go, whatever you do,
I will be right there waiting for you.
Although I'm a creep, I am a proper weirdo,
What the hell I'm doing here? I don't belong here.
My job's ain't a job it's a damn good time,
For City my City I'm running my errands,
On location touring around your bedroom,
Danny's Studs always on vacation.
No sleep til....Match Day.


:cool:


Richard Marx Right here waiting 1989 if my memory serves.

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