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mere supposition tbh.

do hermaphrodites count as gay sex, or does that come under "c - Other"?

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
mere supposition tbh.

do hermaphrodites count as gay sex, or does that come under "c - Other"?


no idea, you tell me.


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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
no idea, you tell me.


I must say you are displaying some razor sharp wit today bassman:approve::rolleyes:

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okay, so that's men and hermaphrodites that bassman has fucked, how gay does that make him?

i'm thinking, and i know this breaks mathematics, but somewhere in the region of 147%...

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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
she's definitely no oilpainting. I supposed if she begged i might give her one.


We know you think your fellow forum members are ugly.

How do you rate yourself? Do you think you're a "looker"?

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Come on Bassy! rateyourlooks.com How fit are you? And how fit do the women in Henry Afrika's think you are?

The Forum demands to know!

A number between 1 and 10 then please. :)

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I've MrsW numerous times. I wouldnt' describe her as "ratfaced".

You seem to be hung up on looks Bassy. Last week you were calling me ugly. You also had a crack at Studs. We've all seen your pics. You're hardly George Clooney.

Bassy, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being Elephant Man, 10 being Johnny Depp) where you rate yourself looks-wise?


Shouldn't there be some kind of a verb twix these two words? Or was it censored by a mod?


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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
okay, so that's men and hermaphrodites that bassman has fucked, how gay does that make him?

i'm thinking, and i know this breaks mathematics, but somewhere in the region of 147%...


you're no Carol Vorderman are you?:rolleyes:


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slart wrote:
We know you think your fellow forum members are ugly.

How do you rate yourself? Do you think you're a "looker"?


not particularly. We're all ugly fuckers.


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Bastard wrote:
Come on Bassy! rateyourlooks.com How fit are you? And how fit do the women in Henry Afrika's think you are?

The Forum demands to know!

A number between 1 and 10 then please. :)


that's not been there for about 15 years:D. never been in there when it was there.


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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
she looks like a mongoose chewing on a wasp. I wouldn't touch her with yours.


She doesn't tbf.

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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
that's not been there for about 15 years:D. never been in there when it was there.


WHAT?

Shit, turns out it's true. :(

On a happier note, I found some tourist advice on nights out in Oldham:

# There is a lovly selection of fine high class clubs and bars you will find on Yorkshire Street in Oldham. Selling the finest drinks and allowing only OVER-AGE and VIP guests in; no matter what your ethnic origin- because of course nobody in Oldham is racist at all.
# scruples dirty 2 o clock princess's and you order a pint of blood when you leave for the hospital.
# Sometimes, if your lucky a bum or two might hang around the bank near Yates' on a Friday/Saturday night. For a small fee they'll let you rough 'em up a little. It's twisted, I know but, it's a great stress reliever. The stress comes from knowing your going to live and die in a s**t house like Oldham and the only entertainment you have is getting hammered on a Friday/Saturday night and beating homeless people up.
# tokyo's meat market, sleazy dj's and the ugiest blokes only oldham could produce
# Masonic Lodge. Kershaw Street. Giving it some large tunes!
# rainbow at star inn trappers clegg street
# just to let you know there is also a club in oldham called the candlelight club.its great for a good night out and if you want to grab a granny.i know this from past expierience.its known as sticky carpet.
# Rennies has changed to Holy City Zoo - Trendy name and trendy DJ's but I don't actually know anyone who goes there! Maybe us Oldhamers are just too tight to pay the £6 entrance fee when Scruples only costs £4
# Root's wife swapping parlour, in the Coach & Horses every Saturday night!

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I must say you are displaying some razor sharp wit today bassman:approve::rolleyes:


As ever...

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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
not particularly. We're all ugly fuckers.


Ive met lots of the people on this forum, and I wouldnt describe any of them as ugly fuckers. Youre the only one Bassman who has refused to attend any meet ups - scared that you'll turn us all to stone?

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Bastard wrote:
WHAT?

Shit, turns out it's true. :(

On a happier note, I found some tourist advice on nights out in Oldham:

# There is a lovly selection of fine high class clubs and bars you will find on Yorkshire Street in Oldham. Selling the finest drinks and allowing only OVER-AGE and VIP guests in; no matter what your ethnic origin- because of course nobody in Oldham is racist at all.
# scruples dirty 2 o clock princess's and you order a pint of blood when you leave for the hospital.
# Sometimes, if your lucky a bum or two might hang around the bank near Yates' on a Friday/Saturday night. For a small fee they'll let you rough 'em up a little. It's twisted, I know but, it's a great stress reliever. The stress comes from knowing your going to live and die in a s**t house like Oldham and the only entertainment you have is getting hammered on a Friday/Saturday night and beating homeless people up.
# tokyo's meat market, sleazy dj's and the ugiest blokes only oldham could produce
# Masonic Lodge. Kershaw Street. Giving it some large tunes!
# rainbow at star inn trappers clegg street
# just to let you know there is also a club in oldham called the candlelight club.its great for a good night out and if you want to grab a granny.i know this from past expierience.its known as sticky carpet.
# Rennies has changed to Holy City Zoo - Trendy name and trendy DJ's but I don't actually know anyone who goes there! Maybe us Oldhamers are just too tight to pay the £6 entrance fee when Scruples only costs £4
# Root's wife swapping parlour, in the Coach & Horses every Saturday night!

:)



henry Afrikas. Not my bag.

I wouldn't go in any of those stupid bars in Oldham. Full of wankers. The only places are The Pit and The Castle.


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they're the gar bars, right?

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Yup. The 'Pork' Pit and The 'Pink' Castle. Apparently...:o


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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
they're the gar bars, right?


they're your bog standard run of the mill tosspot bars, where if you look at someone wrong they probably want to kick your teeth in, and wank bog standard music also. Every town has them. The high street in Oldham is best avoided.

2 proper music venues are Jackson's Pit and The Castle.


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Jacksons Pit let 5L(L) play. Numerous times. A decent music venue? youtube doesn't lie!

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slart wrote:
Jacksons Pit let 5L(L) play. Numerous times. A decent music venue? youtube doesn't lie!


They did indeed, because they knew what they were doing.:approve:


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