Ive said it before and I will say it again - I would rather have sex with a cactus - or sew my self up. One of the two.

Ive said it before and I will say it again - I would rather have sex with a cactus - or sew my self up. One of the two.

Good lord is that the time!?

*Goes over to the TV for Cash in the Attic. *

I'd rather turn gay than fuck you.

really?

really?

Indeed SEC



shes my fb friend actually and i think she looks ever so pretty.. and more to the point i'd definately have sex with her over a man but alas...each to their own

she looks like a mongoose chewing on a wasp. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

graphic descriptions of what bassman would do with ambertonte's penis before he'd use it to fuck mawadabba

she looks like a mongoose chewing on a wasp. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

She probably doesnt compare with your 5 leaves groupies or shoegaze scenester chicks and most definately not with your hairy bummed men that youd rather be fucking.

In reality though the only hole youd get to put your dick into is the one on one of those limited edition "only 12 copys made and i own 13 of them !!1!11!!!eleven!!!" shoegaze vinyls you have.

Insert it into his bottom. It's all up there lazybones ^

gay sex is so unimaginative.

you've obviously never seen the ratfaced weaverwoman.

gay sex is so unimaginative.

you should know.

On American Dad the other day they described it as like doing a jigsaw puzzle where the pieces don't quite fit.

I've MrsW numerous times. I wouldnt' describe her as "ratfaced".

You seem to be hung up on looks Bassy. Last week you were calling me ugly. You also had a crack at Studs. We've all seen your pics. You're hardly George Clooney.

Bassy, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being Elephant Man, 10 being Johnny Depp) where you rate yourself looks-wise?

you're saying it isn't? do tell, i'm rather uninformed in this topic.