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Ive said it before and I will say it again - I would rather have sex with a cactus - or sew my self up. One of the two.


I'd rather turn gay than fuck you. I wish you would sew yourself up, your gob for a start.


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turn gay?

MrsWeaverToBe wrote:
Ive said it before and I will say it again - I would rather have sex with a cactus - or sew my self up. One of the two.

a then b, then pics.
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Good lord is that the time!?

*Goes over to the TV for Cash in the Attic. *


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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
I'd rather turn gay than fuck you.


really?


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AmBeRt0nTe wrote:
really?


Funny one that isn't it. I really don't think there are many girls in their mid 20's who I wouldn't fuck over a hairy-arsed bloke. Still, live and let live I suppose.


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AmBeRt0nTe wrote:
really?


you've obviously never seen the ratfaced weaverwoman.


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Indeed SEC



shes my fb friend actually and i think she looks ever so pretty.. and more to the point i'd definately have sex with her over a man but alas...each to their own


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AmBeRt0nTe wrote:
Indeed SEC



shes my fb friend actually and i think she looks ever so pretty.. and more to the point i'd definately have sex with her over a man but alas...each to their own


she looks like a mongoose chewing on a wasp. I wouldn't touch her with yours.


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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
she looks like a mongoose chewing on a wasp. I wouldn't touch her with yours.


We all know what you'd do with his if it came to a choice between the two. Personally I couldn't think of anything worse, but it's your life.


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graphic descriptions of what bassman would do with ambertonte's penis before he'd use it to fuck mawadabba

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
graphic descriptions of what bassman would do with ambertonte's penis before he'd use it to fuck mawadabba


Insert it into his bottom. It's all up there lazybones ^


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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
she looks like a mongoose chewing on a wasp. I wouldn't touch her with yours.


She probably doesnt compare with your 5 leaves groupies or shoegaze scenester chicks and most definately not with your hairy bummed men that youd rather be fucking.

In reality though the only hole youd get to put your dick into is the one on one of those limited edition "only 12 copys made and i own 13 of them !!1!11!!!eleven!!!" shoegaze vinyls you have.


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AmBeRt0nTe wrote:
She probably doesnt compare with your 5 leaves groupies or shoegaze scenester chicks and most definately not with your hairy bummed men that youd rather be fucking.

In reality though the only hole youd get to put your dick into is the one on one of those limited edition "only 12 copys made and i own 13 of them !!1!11!!!eleven!!!" shoegaze vinyls you have.


hmmm....:confused:


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South East Citizen wrote:
Insert it into his bottom. It's all up there lazybones ^


gay sex is so unimaginative.

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
gay sex is so unimaginative.


you should know.:rolleyes:


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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
you've obviously never seen the ratfaced weaverwoman.


I've MrsW numerous times. I wouldnt' describe her as "ratfaced".

You seem to be hung up on looks Bassy. Last week you were calling me ugly. You also had a crack at Studs. We've all seen your pics. You're hardly George Clooney.

Bassy, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being Elephant Man, 10 being Johnny Depp) where you rate yourself looks-wise?

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
gay sex is so unimaginative.


On American Dad the other day they described it as like doing a jigsaw puzzle where the pieces don't quite fit.

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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
you should know.:rolleyes:


you're saying it isn't? do tell, i'm rather uninformed in this topic.

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EalingBlue wrote:
On American Dad the other day they described it as like doing a jigsaw puzzle where the pieces don't quite fit.


and require lube/brute force...

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slart wrote:
I've MrsW numerous times. I wouldnt' describe her as "ratfaced".

You seem to be hung up on looks Bassy. Last week you were calling me ugly. You also had a crack at Studs. We've all seen your pics. You're hardly George Clooney.

Bassy, on a scale of 1-10 (1 being Elephant Man, 10 being Johnny Depp) where you rate yourself looks-wise?


she's definitely no oilpainting. I supposed if she begged i might give her one.


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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
you're saying it isn't? do tell, i'm rather uninformed in this topic.


i wouldn't know, i've never had gay sex, but you seem to be quite well informed on the subject.


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