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New Katie Price song. See how long you can get through this video without turning it off.

I made 57 seconds.

http://www.newzfor.me/news/66285528.aspx

The 'singing' is bad (even though it's mimed), the miming is terrible and the dancing is hilarious.

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A double-bed and a stalwart lover, for sure
These are the riches of the poor

0 seconds.

It is so shit my work pc has blocked it.

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And put on that wig I bought you. No, no, no, no. The reddish-brown one.

i could lie to you and say i managed the whole thing

i could, but i woudn't do that to you

30 seconds

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'Fabio, the round thing there is the ball'

Aguero

1.11

I feel ill.

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tbf.

1.37.

e e e e excellent!



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that's so bad, it's hilarious, but almost hypnotic.

I watched it all

I watched the whole lot, but then I did have 3 pints at lunch. She's the worse person in the world. Those dancers too - wtf were they supposed to be? Imagine if any of them weren't gay - the grief they'd get down the pub from their mates.

she's a kunt. apparently it is 1983, according to the wardrobe.

I couldnt hear it as I am at work. I dont care for it. she's a fucking mongoloid. The best thing that can happen from here is she dies and and the money in her bank account is transferred to mine.

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KYPU

Jordan is fucking thick slag. She is also totally unfuckable. I'd get a flopper if she stood downwind of my mickey.

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And put on that wig I bought you. No, no, no, no. The reddish-brown one.

that is fucking dire. "singing", dancing, costumes, the lot. the backing dancers look about as enthusiastic to strut around her as slart would be to fuck her.

lyrics sound like a message to peter andre. can't let go much, katie? is your heart broken katie? do you still hurt katie?

good.

she deserves to be raped to death by incontinent AIDS riddled baboons for that, the smell of faeces and angry ape the last thing she experiences in this life.

oh, and all of it.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

I'm not switching off Iggy Pop's 'The Idiot' to put that on.

I want to die. 1:10.

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** I move away from the mic to breathe in.

Managed more of that than I did of the video of 5L(L) doing "Dead Again" at Jackson's Pit.

18 seconds.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

52 seconds.

That is horrific.

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italics are for puffs

Dead Already.

Call yourself a fan

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A double-bed and a stalwart lover, for sure
These are the riches of the poor

I didn't get to the chorus.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

42 seconds... Dear God you weren't joking. My eyes have AIDS.

He's the sell out twat doing insurance commercials with a puppet?

I can't watch two seconds of that.

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And put on that wig I bought you. No, no, no, no. The reddish-brown one.

I don't like Iggy much anymore, I was a massive Stooges fan but when I saw them headline a festival they did mostly new tracks, played "I wanna be a dog" twice and didn't do a single song from Raw Power. Very disappointing, the ads are fucking annoying as well.

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tbf.

Neither can i.