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Author:  slart [ Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:22 pm ]
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blueinyorkshire wrote:
Scum by Napalm Death


" Scuuuuuuum"

The End

You Suffer by Napalm Death


"You suffer
But why?"

The End

Author:  slart [ Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:27 pm ]
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The Ballad Of Jimi Hendrix by Stormtroopers Of Death

"You're Dead"

The End

Also reused for the The Ballad of Mike Hutchens/ Phil Hartman and Kurt Cobain which they performed in Seattle on the anniversary of Kurt's suicide.

Author:  Milnerinho [ Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:27 pm ]
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She's got it, ooh baby she's got it,
I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire,
Your desire...
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Does it get any better?

Author:  Half Bassman Half Biscuit [ Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:37 pm ]
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Milnerinho wrote:
She's got it, ooh baby she's got it,
I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire,
Your desire...
Image



Does it get any better?


?

Author:  Milnerinho [ Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:40 pm ]
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No. It doesn't.

Author:  slart [ Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:38 am ]
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I really love this song. Typical of this band. Perverse, funny and moving. I bought the cd when I saw them play Whelan's a few years ago.

The Giant of Illinois

by The Handsome Family

The giant of Illinois
died from a blister on his toe
after walking all day through the first winter snow

throwing bits of stale bread
to the last speckled doves
he never even felt his shoes filled with blood

delirious with pain, his bedroom walls began to glow
and he felt himself soaring up through falling snow
and the sky was a woman's arms

a boy with a club foot
had sat next to him in school
once upon a summer's day
they went wandering through the woods

they spotted a sleeping swan
on the banks of a muddy stream
and they stormed it with rocks
till it collapsed in the reeds

they lay out on the grass
full of chocolate and lemonade
but underneath it all the giant was afraid
the sky was a woman's arms

Author:  Half Bassman Half Biscuit [ Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:13 am ]
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Monochrome Set - The Ruling Class


My old man's a Viscount
And he wears a Viscount's crown
He buys me Cardin trousers
Of a tasteful shade of dark brown

He got his blue at Oxford
And he pays my boating fees
He sends me Fortnum's hampers
So that I won't get hungry

He was my man and he done me wrong
He was my man and he done me wrong

My old man's an earl now
And he wears an ermine gown
He sends me an allowance
To spend in Eton town

He drives a yellow Bentley
And he beats me with his wrench
He hires me private tutors
To help me in my French

He was my man and he done me wrong
He was my man and he done me wrong

My old girl's a duchess
And she wears a Hartnell frock
She's picked me out a Cheltenham girl
Of Suffolk breeding stock

My young fag's an MP's son
And he warms my toilet seat
I thrash him with a whip
To make his character complete

He was my man and I done him wrong
He was my man but it done him good

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