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Lollllll awol thread!!!!


retard. complete and utter window licking retard.

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Lili Allen is a glorified and successful queen chav. Terrible. Fat. Ugly. Scrub-turkey.


i'd still do terrible terrible things to her.

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I'd do her too. In every hole.

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It'd be a very angry shag.

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EalingBlue wrote:
I'd do her too. In every hole.


i'd fuck her armpit. and the bit with no name behind her knee.

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It'd be a very angry shag.


Yeah, loads of hair pulling and ass slapping

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katy Perry >>>>>>>>>>Lily Allen


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katy Perry >>>>>>>>>>Lily Allen


Yeah, but which one would give you the "rusty trombone"?

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Gordon Brown >>>> Lily Allen

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Danny's Studs wrote:
Gordon Brown >>>> Lily Allen


Yeah, but which one would give you the "rusty trombone"?

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slart wrote:
Yeah, but which one would give you the "rusty trombone"?


Out of that choice? Easy. On looks alone it is a very tight race, so...

Celtic accent pwns suvvern accent

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Out of that choice? Easy. On looks alone it is a very tight race, so...

Celtic accent pwns suvvern accent


Would the dead scotch eye not put you off your stroke?

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Would the dead scotch eye not put you off your stroke?


No sirree. He is boyband material compared to Allen.

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this thread stinks of gay.

also, isn't there a ban on quoting kevin bloody wilson? if not, why not? ban that fucker.


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Paddington Blue wrote:
this thread stinks of gay.

also, isn't there a ban on quoting kevin bloody wilson? if not, why not? ban that fucker.


most of them do.

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Youre all fags, and you all know if she wanted to fuck you none of you would say no

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Youre all fags, and you all know if she wanted to fuck you none of you would say no


i dont do dudes.

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she can take her cigarette breath and waddle on down the road.

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If you wouldn't bang this then I suggest you get yourself out of the closet pronto.

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Danny's Studs wrote:
she can take her cigarette breath and waddle on down the road.


Yeah, she does look smelly.

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