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Nina..id destroy her as well...

But those are shite for sure..

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I Belong To City
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BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.

Well played there, Bastard. It'll take something extraordinarily bad to top that.

Don't diss the Cardies. You have been warned.

All the old paintings on the tombs
They do the sand dance don't you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They're falling down like a domino

All the bazaar men by the Nile
They got the money on a bet
Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh)
They snap their teeth on your cigarette

Foreign types with the hookah pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian

Blonde waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they cross the floor
They've got the moves (oh whey oh)
You drop your drink then they bring you more

All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band
When the buzzer rings (oh whey oh)
They're walking like an Egyptian

All the kids in the marketplace say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian

Slide your feet up the street bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back
Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac

If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the donut shop
They sing and dance (oh whey oh)
Spin the clubs cruise down the block

All the Japanese with their yen
The party boys call the Kremlin
And the Chinese know (oh whey oh)
They walk the line like Egyptian

All the cops in the donut shop say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian
Walk like an Egyptian

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I hate Bobby Charlton.

They're just not very good man. Pop-tart. That's it.

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KYPU

I'll have to kill you.:mad:

I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sign that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast

Des'ree-what a twat

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military intelligence is a contradiction in terms

Oh-oh
Hey hey oh-oh
Oh-oh

I said, hey boy,
Sitting in your tree
Mummy always wants
You to come for tea
(oh-oh)
Don’t be shy,
Straighten up your tie
Get down from your
Treehouse in the sky
(oh-oh)
I wanna know just
What to do
Is it very big, is there
Room for two?
(oh-oh)
I got a house with
Windows and doors
I’ll show you mine if
You show me yours

(bridge)
Gotta let me in
Hey hey hey
Let the fun begin, hey
I’m a wolf today
Hey hey hey
I’ll huff, I’ll puff
I’ll huff, I’ll puff,
I’ll blow you away

Say you will,
Say you won’t
Say you’ll do
What I don’t.
Say you will
Say the truth
Say to me
C’est la vie
(repeat)

Do you play with the girls,
Play with the boys?
Do you ever get lonely
Playing with your toys?
(oh-oh)
We can talk, we can sing,
I’ll be the queen and you’ll
Be the king
(oh-oh)

Hey boy, in your tree
Throw down your ladder,
Make a room for me
(oh-oh)
I got a house with
Windows and doors
I’ll show you mine if
You show me yours

(repeat bridge)

Say you will,
Say you won’t
Say you’ll do
What I don’t.
Say you will
Say the truth
Say to me
C’est la vie
(repeat)

Ah ah

Hey hey
Na na na ey
Na na na oh
Na na na ey
Hey hey hey hey

Say you will,
Say you won’t
Say you’ll do
What I don’t.
Say you will
Say the truth
Say to me
C’est la vie
(repeat)

Na na na ey
Na na na oh
C’est la vie
Na na na ey hey hey
C’est la vie hey hey
Hey hey

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tbf.

She's electric
She's in a family full of eccentrics
She done things I never expected
And I need more time
She's got a sister
And god only knows how I've missed her
On the palm of her hand is a blister
And I need more time

And I want you to know
I've got my mind made up now
But I need more time
And I want you to say
Do you know what I'm saying?
But I need more ....
Coz I'll be you and you'll be me
There's lots and lots for us to see
There's lots and lots for us to do
She is electric, can I be electric too?

She's got a brother
We don't get on with one another
But I quite fancy her mother
And I think that she likes me
She's got a cousin
In fact she's got 'bout a dozen
She's got one in the oven
But it's nothing to do with me

And I want you to know
I've got my mind made up now
But I need more time
And I want you to say
Do you know what I'm saying?
But I need more ....
Coz I'll be you and you'll be me
There's lots and lots for us to see
There's lots and lots for us to do
She is electric, can I be electric too?

Slip inside the eye of your mind (psychedelic man )
Don't you know you might find
A better place to play
You said that you've never been
But all the things that you've seen
They slowly fade away
So I'll start a revolution from my bed (a most obvious and pathetic theft of JL and that Jap kunts bed-in)
'Cuz you said the brains I had went to my head
Step outside, summertime's in bloom
Stand up beside the fireplace
Take that look from off your face
You ain't ever gonna burn my heart out
And so, Sally can wait
She knows it's too late as we're walking on by
Her soul slides away
But don't look back in anger
I heard you say
Take me to the place where you go
Where nobody knows
Where nobody knows if it's night or day
Please don't put your life in the hands
Of a rock and roll band
Who'll throw it all away
I'm gonna start a revolution from my bed
'Cuz you said the brains I had went to my head
Step outside, 'cuz summertime's in bloom
Stand up beside the fireplace
Take that look from off your face
'Cuz you ain't ever gonna burn my heart out
And so, Sally can wait
She knows it's too late as she's walking on by
My soul slides away
But don't look back in anger
I heard you say
(guitar solo)
So, Sally can wait
She knows it's too late as we're walking on by
Her soul slides away
But don't look back in anger
I heard you say
So, Sally can wait
She knows it's too late as she's walking on by
My soul slides away
But don't look back in anger
Don't look back in anger
I heard you say
At least not today.

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KYPU

They stole from starwars in the vid for that song, they deserve to be dissed..

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I Belong To City
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BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.

My mate re wrote wonderwall as a rude version and sang it at karaoke. Goes something like -

i want to put my cock in your vagina
in the back of my dads morris minor

Baby, do you want some of my penis gravy?
Cos after all, i've got wonderballs

Much better than the original:D

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tbf.

you mean in the room, where the walls close in? But Nina looks stunning in that vid. In the black leather gear.

I'd agree with that Ealing Blue. Much better.

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KYPU

lets be honest, after Definitely Maybe, Oasis really have been truly shite.

Yes...yes she did..

She'd look good in a potato sack...

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I Belong To City
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BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.

she'd look good on my cock.

Wish i could remember the whole thing, he spent like 2 days rewording it. Its hilarious:D

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tbf.

Anything by Black Eyed Peas. Fucking awful they are. Especially the new song, Boom Boom Pow...

Gotta get-get, gotta get-get
Gotta get-get, gotta g-g-g-get-get-get, get-get

Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get

Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom pow
Boom boom

Yo, I got that hit that beat the block
You can get that bass overload
I got the that rock and roll
That future flow

That digital spit
Next level visual shit
I got that boom boom pow
How the beat bang, boom boom pow

I like that boom boom pow
Them chickens jackin' my style
They try copy my swagger
I'm on that next shit now

I'm so 3008
You so 2000 and late
I got that boom, boom, boom
That future boom, boom, boom
Let me get it now

Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get

Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom pow
Boom boom pow

I'm on the supersonic boom
Y'all hear the spaceship zoom
When, when I step inside the room
Them girls go ape-shit, uh

Y'all stuck on Super 8 shit
That low-fi stupid 8 bit
I'm on that HD flat
This beat go boom boom bap

I'm a beast when you turn me on
Into the future cybertron
Harder, faster, better, stronger
Sexy ladies extra longer

'Cause we got the beat that bounce
We got the beat that pound
We got the beat that 808
That the boom, boom in your town

People in the place
If you wanna get down
Put your hands in the air
Will.i.am drop the beat now

Yup, yup
I be rockin' them beats, yup, yup
I be rockin' them beats, y-y-yup, yup

Here we go, here we go, satellite radio
Y'all gettin' hit with boom boom
[SIZE="7"]Beats so big I'm steppin' on leprechauns[/SIZE]
Shittin' on y'all with the boom boom

Shittin' on y'all you with the boom boom
Shittin' on y'all you with the

This beat be bumpin', bumpin'
This beat go boom, boom

Let the beat rock
Let the beat rock
Let the beat rock

This beat be bumpin', bumpin'
This beat go boom, boom

I like that boom boom pow
Them chickens jackin' my style
They try copy my swagger
I'm on that next shit now

I'm so 3008
You so 2000 and late
I got that boom boom boom
That future boom boom boom
Let me get it now

Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get

Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom pow
Boom boom pow

Let the beat rock
(Let the beat rock)
Let the beat rock
(Let the beat)
Let the beat
(Let the beat rock, rock, rock, rock)



Beats so big i'm stepping on leprachauns?

So bad it's funny.

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A double-bed and a stalwart lover, for sure
These are the riches of the poor

Yeah, and just gone UK number 1.

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KYPU