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slart
 Post subject: Beyoncé
PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 7:39 pm 
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I am at the Beyoncé concert and she will be onstage in 30 minutes. Do you want me to pass on any messages to her from the forum?

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slart wrote:
I am at the Beyoncé concert and she will be onstage in 30 minutes. Do you want me to pass on any messages to her from the forum?


Yes please mucker...tell her kimb wants to absolutely ruin her...

Im listening to faith no more, which is proper music, but have a cracking time all the same mate...:D

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ask her if she'll put her ring on it







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slart wrote:
I am at the Beyoncé concert and she will be onstage in 30 minutes. Do you want me to pass on any messages to her from the forum?


Tell her she was rubbish in Austin Powers. But I'll forgive her.
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Tell her that if she was fat she'd be fucking massive!

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Tell her Cheryl Cole is way better. I just want to see the reaction.

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slart wrote:
I am at the Beyoncé concert and she will be onstage in 30 minutes. Do you want me to pass on any messages to her from the forum?


spiderman her from me please

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I am at the Beyoncé concert and she will be onstage in 30 minutes. Do you want me to pass on any messages to her from the forum?


Tell her we know a bassist with plenty of time on his hands.

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here she is! The bassist is shit hot. No plodding indie shite here. Bad luck Bassy!

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slart wrote:
I am at the Beyoncé concert and she will be onstage in 30 minutes. Do you want me to pass on any messages to her from the forum?


tell her she's fuckin shite from me.
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tell her i'd like to lick out her vagina with my tongue whilst popping my left index finger in her botty and my right index finger in mine.
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tell her i'd like to lick out her vagina with my tongue whilst popping my left index finger in her botty and my right index finger in mine.


....very graphic :)
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more precise than graphic.
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Your anuses will have to be very close together. Might involve some sort of clamp.

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