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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 3:16 pm 
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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
he's not my type. Too fat.


We forgot. You only like ugly dirty lezzers that look like consumptive little boys.

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slart wrote:
We forgot. You only like ugly dirty lezzers that look like consumptive little boys.


I see you're talking out of your hole again there, Slarty.:approve:


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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
I see you're talking out of your hole again there, Slarty.:approve:


Nope. Just telling the truth.

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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
I see you're talking out of your hole again there, Slarty.:approve:


I have several holes in my face. I breath out of 2 of them, see out of two of them, hear from 2 of them and speak through my mouth, which is a hole obviously. So what do you speak out of, Bassy if not a hole?


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Emigre wrote:
I have several holes in my face. I breath out of 2 of them, see out of two of them, hear from 3 of them and speak through my mouth, which is a hole obviously. So what do you speak out of, Bassy if not a hole?


His hole.

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Emigre wrote:
I have several holes in my face. I breath out of 2 of them, see out of two of them, hear from 2 of them and speak through my mouth, which is a hole obviously. So what do you speak out of, Bassy if not a hole?


Technically your eyes are not holes:)

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johnbie1962 wrote:
Technically your eyes are not holes:)


The eye sockets are holes though.


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johnbie1962 wrote:
Technically your eyes are not holes:)


Bassman's are.

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Bastard wrote:
Bassman's are.

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Brilliant.


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Bastard wrote:
Bassman's are.

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Genuinely the funniest thing I've seen all day.

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I am at my desk trying not to laugh out loud...:D

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Bastard wrote:
Bassman's are.

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I've just done a little wee in my pants:D

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you lot don't half come out with some guff.


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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
you lot don't half come out with some guff.


But you love the fact that we hate you:D

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Nobody hates Bassman. Mong-hating is just not acceptable in this day and age.

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Nobody hates Bassman. Mong-hating is just not acceptable in this day and age.


:D

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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
just cheese to me.


Abba were the best pop band out there


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bluto46 wrote:
Abba were the best pop band out there


cheesey rubbish to me.


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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
cheesey rubbish to me.


:rolleyes:

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