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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 10:23 pm 
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Mrs kimbo has just shouted me from upstairs..
So i rewind the brit awards on the tivo box, and fuck me someone basically dragged her off the stage for a absolute epic fail of mythic proportions..
ive only just stopped laughing, it hurts... :lol:

uber car crash tv, oh my lordy..

Thats what the prick (madonna) gets for tweeting about the Je suis Charlie/hebo shootings and hash tag jesuis charlie and then hash tagged #rebel hearts, which is the name of her new album...
cretin pushing her geriatric shite on the back of dead folks...
cunt..

so glad she got owned...

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 Post subject: Re: madonna,owned
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She's too old to be doing her own stunts :-(


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 Post subject: Re: madonna,owned
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That was very funny. I then watched a few vids of Elton John taking the piss out of her. Great. :whistle:

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That was very funny. I then watched a few vids of Elton John taking the piss out of her. Great. :whistle:


You know you've reached ultimate cunt status when Elton John starts taking the piss. . :oops:


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 Post subject: Re: madonna,owned
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You know you've reached ultimate cunt status when Elton John starts taking the piss. . :oops:


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 Post subject: Re: madonna,owned
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Bastard wrote:
KickerConspiracy wrote:
You know you've reached ultimate cunt status when Elton John starts taking the piss. . :oops:


^^this

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fuck....decent work mate indeed.. :D
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 Post subject: Re: madonna,owned
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Well that is in poor taste. Imagine if people went around saying personal things about him that he can't fix?

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 Post subject: Re: madonna,owned
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just read a thing, about how madonna has basically erased the fact that her first ever uk performance was at the hacienda.
what a utter cum bucket she is.
it was awhile back, but tony wilson ended up at a dinner party with her and over the course of dinner, said to her, you realise that your first uk performance was in our club.
and she replied in my mind that never happend.

what a cunt..

about the only thing that made her cool, she actually blanks out..
i hope she gets a dose.....again probs.

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 Post subject: Re: madonna,owned
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My missus reminded me that one time she played in germany somewhere and she was told 'do not go over time'. And of course she started late, and she went over time, and they pulled the plug on her. :)

And then she tweeted 'Germany, don't fuck with the queen.'. Or something to that effect.

Fucking hell, is there any less humility possible.

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 Post subject: Re: madonna,owned
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Danny's Studs wrote:
My missus reminded me that one time she played in germany somewhere and she was told 'do not go over time'. And of course she started late, and she went over time, and they pulled the plug on her. :)

And then she tweeted 'Germany, don't fuck with the queen.'. Or something to that effect.

Fucking hell, is there any less humility possible.

Well to be fair mate. She was proper fit back in the like a virgin days..
Now shes like a vermin..looks like a friggin brick layer these days its no wonder shes moody..

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 Post subject: Re: madonna,owned
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I've been occasionally bending one up a rather muscular woman in her 40s and I can confirm it's quite a pleasant, if unusual experience. :(

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 Post subject: Re: madonna,owned
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Bastard wrote:
I've been occasionally bending one up a rather muscular woman in her 40s and I can confirm it's quite a pleasant, if unusual experience. :(

Theres slighty muscular. And then theres madonna..
She looks like she could rip a cock off with her bare hands...
Oooh that might be a good thing though.. :cool:

Theres a pretty meaty lass in the wwe wrestling. Dana brook..i would let her ruin me..
Most would go for the skinny types..but shes thick and looks like she could suck start a harley...

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