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I once shook James Brown's hand. I looked down my hand holding his and the only thought I had was "this hand has beaten more white girls than Venus and Serena Williams put together".

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Keep Calm and follow Jesus Navas

I feel like slart has touched a lot of dead celebs.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

I heard he touched Michael Jackson only hours before he died.

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I am the way, the truth and the life.

I approve of this thread btw. This segue was particularly dynamic:

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

Shit Bird!

Plus could you imagine her without thinking this?

Is that Alvaro under there?

Cyrus wishes.

Alvaro, and his ridic looks aside, it's an altogether classy pic this. A former disney brat that was TV idol to literally tens of millions of kids, getting dry dogged on stage by a talentless hollywood fuckwit, who is wearing a Bad Santa outfit with a bottle of liquor in hand.

America. This is why we hate you.

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KYPU

Possibly one of your greatest post Danny! top marks!

"dry dogging" is certainly a phrase that my friends and family will hear a lot from me in the coming months.

i DON'T KNOW WHETHER i'M HUNGRY OR HORNY

Saw this and thought of u Studs.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

And these

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

For SOOO many reasons.... is that a can of 'squirt'?

It's a red cup party!!!!

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KYPU

I'd give her a can of squirt, if you know what I mean!!

*I mean I'd put my penis into her vagina

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.