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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:31 pm 
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also this thread makes me upset i have a folder of hundreds of gifs fit for just such a purpose and went to start uploading some and realised i'm on a different laptop as my normal one is sort of fucked. :mad:


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:32 pm 
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Fuck she has shit tits.

the first page of the google search shows her trying to hide them a lot.

oh and scarlett, ignore all these fuckers, they'll just put naked pics of you on the internet

get a move on then bbc, get on the right one.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:33 pm 
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Scarlett, he thinks I'm gay just because I like going for long walks in the countryside holding hands with my girl and just... listening to what she has to say... you know? I guess you probably find that kinda stupid...


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:34 pm 
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Scarjo, if you don't find that stupid, I will. Fucking freakshow...

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:37 pm 
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oh, and i forgot to add that sec is a massive homo, but he's in denial and so cockblocks all his mates when they go on the pull but never actually does anything once he's got the fittest one's attention.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:38 pm 
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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
oh, and i forgot to add that sec is a massive homo, but he's in denial and so cockblocks all his mates when they go on the pull but never actually does anything once he's got the fittest one's attention.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS??!!!


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:41 pm 
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I was gonna ask the same...

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:41 pm 
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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
oh, and i forgot to add that sec is a massive homo, but he's in denial and so cockblocks all his mates when they go on the pull but never actually does anything once he's got the fittest one's attention.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS??!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:42 pm 
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OMG. Is that a penis eye camera? I HAVE to own one. *goes to ebay*

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:45 pm 
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could possibly be made to fit, the question is where you'd have the wired coming out of.

heh

that reminds me

friend of mine, she knows this guy who is a massive deviant bastard. he rents out a room in his house, usually to females, and when she was looking for somewhere to live after finishing with a boyfriend he offered her this room.

she was warned off by a previous tenant, who had found out the guy had rigged up the bathroom with cameras.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:02 pm 
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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
friend of mine, she knows this guy who is a massive deviant bastard.

pretend i posted the bunny fingers smiley i'm sure we have


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:03 pm 
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also there was a sex education programme on a while back that had penis/vagina 'eye' views of sex, they'd literally wired up little cameras to the bits, it was hilarious


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:04 pm 
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he's a cripple as well, and likes to get birds at the passed out drunk stage before trying it on with them. the girl in question, on the occasions she has slept there after parties, knots her pyjama bottoms securely because with one hand it is difficult to undo and remove them.

and i recall that show, the internal ejaculation shot in particular and the head of the cervix dipping into the spooge.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:08 pm 
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why the fuck would she sleep there ever, knowing what he's like?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:09 pm 
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because he's a big crippled teddy bear and apparently can be quite nice

when he's not all rapey tapey.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:13 pm 
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yeah but that's the kind of behaviour that invalidates the rest of the niceness in a fairly major way


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rubbish. we all get a bit rapey.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:17 pm 
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maybe it's near the passed out drunk stage, rather than actually passed out. i forget.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:18 pm 
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Danny's Studs wrote:
rubbish. we all get a bit rapey.

Yeah. "He can be quite nice when he's not all rapey" pretty much describes every man on earth.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:21 pm 
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I put it to you that I (along with many other blokes) would still be a virgin but for pushing my luck a little. Being rapey I mean.

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