I hope they vote for independence. If they don't it'll only be because they're afraid of the uncertainty, they'll still hate us just as much. It's like having a wife who you know doesn't love you anymore but is worried she won't be able to pay the bills if she leaves. Just go you skank, I don't fancy you anymore anyway.

At least if they go that'll be the end of it. It's so tight, if they vote to keep the union the nationalists will be able to say nearly half of Scottish people voted against being ruled from Westminister. They'll go away, regroup and bore us to death again in another 7 years time or however long they have to wait.