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Fixed


You'd know.

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Is that still taking the piss out of me?

I've said often enough about the rape thing.


Touchy?

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Bastard wrote:
You'd know.



Touchy?



Totally.


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I usually arrive early and sit on my own drinking Guinness really fast because I'm nervous about meeting men off the internet. Then when they turn up I'm really drunk and they all think I'm a right turkey!

:o


That sounds familiar...


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still sore?

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Milnerinho wrote:
Is that still taking the piss out of me?

I've said often enough about the rape thing.


It was more of a scattergun approach to comedy. Bastard, in a humorous deceit, wrote a description of actions in the first person, giving the impression that the statement was about him. However, he was (to the knowledge of some on here) probably mimicking the actions of someone else on here. I didn't know who, but thought I was bound to offend someone if I fiddled with it, so went for it. :approve:

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Bastard wrote:
You'd know.



Touchy?


Touchee.



Fwiw i think SEC is a terrible poster. bores the shit out of me.

no posts >>> his posts.

IS THAT BUCKING A TREND YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD?

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Paddington Blue wrote:
Touchee.



Fwiw i think SEC is a terrible poster. bores the shit out of me.

no posts >>> his posts.

IS THAT BUCKING A TREND YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD?


What, slagging off people on the internet? No not really.


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you're either stupid or pretending to be stupid.

i'll opt for the former.

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Clever enough to complete my education in my early 20's :cool:


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lol.

2nd degree tbf.

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South East Citizen wrote:
Clever enough to complete my education in my early 20's :cool:


Pfffft.


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paddington blue wrote:
lol.

2nd degree tbf.


[font="comic sans ms"][size="6"][color="magenta"]zing!![/color][/size][/font]

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hai guys

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[font="comic sans ms"][size="6"][color="magenta"]zing!![/color][/size][/font]



i forgot to do a :cool:

losing my edge.

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Why couldn't you do anything with the first one?


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i could. did. don't anymore.

fucking newbs.

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What, slagging off people on the internet? No not really.


i thought this deserved a bit more credit for it's accuracy tbf tbs

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not really. he said my only trick was to work out what everyone was thinking and say the opposite.

slagging him off is like riding the crest of popular opinion.

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
i thought this deserved a bit more credit for it's accuracy tbf tbs


Pffft.


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Bastard wrote:
I usually arrive early and sit on my own drinking Guinness really fast because I'm nervous about meeting men off the internet. Then when they turn up I'm really drunk and they all think I'm a right turkey!

:o


Yeah? Well I'm not as well versed with meeting strange men off of the internet as you!

Zing!

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