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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:12 pm 
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Normally I'd respond to your baiting with some light hearted banter but I'm a bit weirded out by you at the moment so I'm gonna steer clear.


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I think someone needs to do some fawning over SEC before something bad happens to The Forum.

I'd do it, but, well, you know?

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hey fuck y'all. I like SEC.

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even though he's shit at going to meet ups

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the worst.

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hey fuck y'all. I like SEC.


Cheers bro. Wasn't great but at least someone's stepped into the breach. Might just keep him on an even keel for a few more days until we can decide as a group how the situation's best dealt with.

I wonder if we should make him take his top off and give him viagra?

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Cheers bro. Wasn't great but at least someone's stepped into the breach. Might just keep him on an even keel for a few more days until we can decide as a group how the situation's best dealt with.

I wonder if we should make him take his top off and give him viagra?


:confused: sorry, confused bastard. if he was at a meet-up why would have a shirt on?

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as a spooge sponge?

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Fair point.

He won't need the Viagra either when he gets a load of Abattoir Blue. Image

I'm starting to formulate a plan.

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don't write anything down.

evidence, incriminating paper trail, clues to the location of the body etc.

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Bastard wrote:
Cheers bro. Wasn't great but at least someone's stepped into the breach. Might just keep him on an even keel for a few more days until we can decide as a group how the situation's best dealt with.

I wonder if we should make him take his top off and give him viagra?


Was a fairly underwhelming response wasn't it.

I think if you're after someone who's exhibiting signs of mental instability and violent mood swings there are better candidates out there... I'll wait to hear what the plan is before I commit either way though.


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OK. pm's sent to the relevant parties.

The plan is afoot!

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Fair point.

He won't need the Viagra either when he gets a load of Abattoir Blue. Image

I'm starting to formulate a plan.


I have a three drink minimum.

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I have a three drink minimum.


You still on the white wine and lemonade?

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Was a fairly underwhelming response wasn't it.

I think if you're after someone who's exhibiting signs of mental instability and violent mood swings there are better candidates out there... I'll wait to hear what the plan is before I commit either way though.



not sure assman counts tbf, he's stable and doesn't have mood swings - he's always a twat

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I'm on lager and roofies, or 'Milnerinho colada' as they're known in the industry.

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You still on the white wine and lemonade?


Grown out of that now. I'm on the big boys red wine. Or a Midori, lime and lemonade if I'm feeling playful...

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I usually arrive early and sit on my own drinking Guinness really fast because I'm nervous about meeting men off the internet. Then when they turn up I'm really drunk and they all think I'm a right turkey!

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I usually arrive early and sit on my own drinking Guinness really fast because I'm nervous about meeting men off the internet. Then when they turn up I've wound myself up into a sexual frenzy and they all think I'm a rapist.
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Abattoir Blue wrote:
Fixed


Is that still taking the piss out of me?

I've said often enough about the rape thing.


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