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can there be a pocket dildo? if there is a guy with a dildo hanging out his pocket aussies will be well represented. none of my mates leave home without at least one.

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Still missing the Aussie element.

How about a naked, black aborigonal leprechaun, in handcuffs, hanging from a tree, over a billabong, with two klanners engaged in frantic masturbation either side?


We must be able to incorporate a koala in there somewhere surely..
maybe like that cat tat on the other page, with its paws on its hips looking backwards over its shoulder...

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can there be a pocket dildo? if there is a guy with a dildo hanging out his pocket aussies will be well represented. none of my mates leave home without at least one.


#Pocket anal fleshlight...its a given..

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Right I've got a fairly clear idea of how it might look now, I'm going to draw it and post the results this afternoon.

Do we really think existing elements of the actual man city badge should be in the cum that the Klan members spit on the dead leprechaun?


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Right, I've got it figured, basically the same as below except Batman is wearing a city shirt and sporting a mongrel, right hand on the crank and the batman logo is the City emblem and the light is a stream of jizz. The leprechaun is under the splurge where it all drips. It needs to be tasteful though.

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Can people see when you give a thread one star?


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What's your beef SEC? It's fucking tedious all the time.


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I'd like to see the teabagging and log icing elements of our behaviour recognised. Maybe if you have Zab's ballbag tattooed just above your mouth with a £20 note being waved on your forehead?

I suppose log icing would be best placed as a graphic on a bass guitar. With a cartoon of an angry fat bloke calling a sick child a "spastic".

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What's your beef SEC? It's fucking tedious all the time.


One trick pony mate innit. :rolleyes:

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What's your beef SEC? It's fucking tedious all the time.


Is this a geniune spaz? If so I now consider you a bit odd.

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One trick pony mate innit. :rolleyes:


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Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed:rolleyes:


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Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed:rolleyes:


tbf I'd be pretty pissed off if my missus reacted with anger to the prospect of having sex with me.


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Is this a geniune spaz? If so I now consider you a bit odd.



This should be your own personal emblem.


No it was a fucking joke.


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who said you'd make a great mod?

do you have a scooter, sharp suit and german army coat?

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I never really knew what my "one trick" was. SEC hates me.

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Bastard wrote:
I never really knew what my "one trick" was. SEC hates me.

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How could anyone hate you?:confused:


I think thats just the way he comes across. I'm hard to get a rise out of but I've asked him a couple of times what the problem is but then I feel like I must be hormonal or something.


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Bastard wrote:
I never really knew what my "one trick" was. SEC hates me.

:confused:


Hate is such a strong word...

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How could anyone hate you?:confused:


I think thats just the way he comes across. I'm hard to get a rise out of but I've asked him a couple of times what the problem is but then I feel like I must be hormonal or something.


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I'm sorry that you think that SEC.


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Well tbf that flip out over the page was ridiculous. Unless it was a joke like you said, I was too scared to ask if you were being sarcastic.


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Hate is such a strong word...


OK then, how about we settle on "SEC strongly dislikes me"?

:(

I'm not going to dwell on it any more though. If I really am a one trick pony then, well, look, I really don't want to talk about it any more OK?

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