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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:52 am 
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accent osmosis.

i will make sure my child doesn't say fucking "barth" etc.

southerners - failing at english pronunciation since forever.

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
list? i've got:

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shit at meet ups

broke milnerinho

uh...


brings bad vibes to The Forum.

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accent osmosis.


Yeah you sounded a bit home counties also.

I speak mostly in Jamaican patois now tbf.


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rasta mouse - reinforcing racial stereotypes for the latest generation

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brings bad vibes to The Forum.


doesn't put out

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
doesn't put out


Spoils everyone else's "fun". :(

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...Drinks John Smiths...


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Distracts Studs from his main Forum duties.

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Winston_Smith wrote:
...Drinks John Smiths...


Now that is a crime.

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Distracts Studs from his main Forum duties.


Care to remind me of my duties once again please Bastard?

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Care to remind me of my duties once again please Bastard?


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Read the FAQ's bro......

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What are Danny's Studs' Duties?

The purpose of Danny's Studs is to liberally pepper the forum with stories of the sort of sexual conquests only usually seen in the letters pages of "Razzle" magazine. It is intended that a steady influx of these posts will counterbalance the woeful sex lives of the other forum members.

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Fucken lol

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Right, I see, that's all I'm good for is it? Fine. I will regale some stories shortly.

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he's just shit and boring.

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I think we should have the Slipper Lobster on our emblem. It's blue and perfectly formed:

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i have no idea what the fuck that is but its pretty


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excellent mascot

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I miss the days of finding a half decent copy of razzle in a hedge..
its how I learned about ugly lady bits...

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