Aww man this Audi R8 parks outside work most days. I get a boner.
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| Author: | Milnerinho [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:00 pm ] |
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Aww man this Audi R8 parks outside work most days. I get a boner.
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| Author: | Micahrichardsatemybaby [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:02 pm ] |
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Now what happens? I don't like cars, what am I supposed to do? I was about to PM you some women pictures. You're off the list |
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| Author: | slart [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:46 pm ] |
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I couldn't give a fuck about cars. I'd smash them! |
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| Author: | South East Citizen [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:49 pm ] |
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I'd consider contributing if an R8 hadn't already been done, but as it has I'll get my sport by trying to make this the shittest thread to date. Cars can cock off. |
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| Author: | Half Bassman Half Biscuit [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:49 pm ] |
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slart wrote: i couldn't give a fuck about cars.
I'd smash them! ^^this. Slart i mean, not not-right's posting. |
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| Author: | Milnerinho [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:21 pm ] |
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LOL nice one guys! Those are all great suggestions, I know it's not everyones cup of tea but the 1967 Porsche 911 is one sexy little number. A right bucket of rust these days but very pleasing on the eye. 
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| Author: | Micahrichardsatemybaby [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:25 pm ] |
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What other manly pursuits do you follow, Milnerho? You have a kid, so presumably, you're into women. Also, you like football. Do you enjoy a cold lager? |
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| Author: | gibbonicus_andronicus [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:30 pm ] |
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and rabbits. he likes rabbits. y'know. likes rabbits. |
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| Author: | Half Bassman Half Biscuit [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:32 pm ] |
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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote: What other manly pursuits do you follow, Milnerho?
You have a kid, so presumably, you're into women. Also, you like football. Do you enjoy a cold lager? That's a place near Rochdale. 
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| Author: | Micahrichardsatemybaby [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:36 pm ] |
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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote: That's a place near Rochdale.
Fuck off you spastic, go and play with your lego |
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| Author: | Half Bassman Half Biscuit [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:37 pm ] |
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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote: Fuck off you spastic, go and play with your lego
who's rattled your cage? |
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| Author: | Micahrichardsatemybaby [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:40 pm ] |
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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote: who's rattled your cage?
Imagine if you had someone coming into all your threads, posting and trying to catch you out on obscure geography. Why, you'd label that person as sub-normal. |
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| Author: | Half Bassman Half Biscuit [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:41 pm ] |
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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote: Imagine if you had someone coming into all your threads, posting and trying to catch you out on obscure geography. Why, you'd label that person as sub-normal.
this isn't your thread. |
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| Author: | Micahrichardsatemybaby [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:45 pm ] |
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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote: this isn't your thread.
Jesus, don't you even listen? Second post. That's when it became mine? I despair of you sometimes, you'd think five or so years of hanging around with great guys like me would rub off on you but you're still falling at the first hurdle. I'm surprised they haven't melted you down for glue. |
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| Author: | Milnerinho [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:51 pm ] |
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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote: What other manly pursuits do you follow, Milnerho?
You have a kid, so presumably, you're into women. Also, you like football. Do you enjoy a cold lager? Hooo, when I was your age lad, and I lived in that shit hole London, working a shit job for idiots, on hot Summer days, as the beautiful women in their beautiful dresses walked by outside I'd crave cool lager in the sunshine, and I did that. Now, it leaves me hanging. I drink real ale in the Spring and Autumn, Guinness in the winter and cider in the Summer. If we were in Trier on a warm Summer's evening sat outside in the Hauptmarkt after a meal, smoking cigarettes, I might share several steins of Bitburger with you. But on the whole I don't drink lager. 
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| Author: | Winston_Smith [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:54 pm ] |
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Is that old town square? |
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| Author: | Milnerinho [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:01 pm ] |
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I don't know, I couldn't find a picture of the place where I actually enjoyed drinking. There were about 3 restaurants/hotels in a row and the seating out front went 40 yards from the door, and they leave you be until 2 or 3 on a school night and they ask you if you want a blanket for your legs. Possibly a big fountain? But it wasn't a square so much as a very wide paved avenue... |
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| Author: | Micahrichardsatemybaby [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:02 pm ] |
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Milnerinho wrote: Hooo, when I was your age lad, and I lived in that shit hole London, working a shit job for idiots, on hot Summer days, as the beautiful women in their beautiful dresses walked by outside I'd crave cool lager in the sunshine, and I did that.
Now, it leaves me hanging. I drink real ale in the Spring and Autumn, Guinness in the winter and cider in the Summer. If we were in Trier on a warm Summer's evening sat outside in the Hauptmarkt after a meal, smoking cigarettes, I might share several steins of Bitburger with you. But on the whole I don't drink lager. *my eyes shimmer* We should do that. We should do that. You can holiday away from your family right? |
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| Author: | Milnerinho [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:06 pm ] |
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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote: *my eyes shimmer*
We should do that. We should do that. You can holiday away from your family right? We could say it's your stag. That could work for me. |
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| Author: | slart [ Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:06 pm ] |
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This is a "Brokeback Mountain" moment. We should savour it. A friend of my sister hired out two dvds on the same night - Brokeback Mountain and Walk The Line. She settled down on the sofa for the evening and watched them with her husband. She put on Brokeback Mountain first. After about an hour, and during the first rutting scene, her hubby piped up. "Which one is Johnny Cash?" he asked. |
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