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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:00 pm 
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Aww man this Audi R8 parks outside work most days. I get a boner.

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Now what happens?

I don't like cars, what am I supposed to do?

I was about to PM you some women pictures. You're off the list

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I couldn't give a fuck about cars.

I'd smash them!

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I'd consider contributing if an R8 hadn't already been done, but as it has I'll get my sport by trying to make this the shittest thread to date.

Cars can cock off.


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slart wrote:
i couldn't give a fuck about cars.

I'd smash them!


^^this. Slart i mean, not not-right's posting.


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LOL nice one guys!

Those are all great suggestions, I know it's not everyones cup of tea but the 1967 Porsche 911 is one sexy little number.

A right bucket of rust these days but very pleasing on the eye.
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What other manly pursuits do you follow, Milnerho?

You have a kid, so presumably, you're into women. Also, you like football. Do you enjoy a cold lager?

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Whether he joins or not, we'll be fine this season, and then in the Summer we will build a stunning team, the perfect blend of our youth players, stars and solid signings.


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The world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and love everyone. Try to make everyone happy, and bring peace and contentment everywhere you go. And so I became a waiter ... Well, it's not much of a philosophy I know ... but well ... fuck you! I can live my own life in my own way if I want to! Fuck off!


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and rabbits. he likes rabbits.

y'know. likes rabbits.

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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote:
What other manly pursuits do you follow, Milnerho?

You have a kid, so presumably, you're into women. Also, you like football. Do you enjoy a cold lager?


That's a place near Rochdale.:rolleyes:


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That's a place near Rochdale.:rolleyes:


Fuck off you spastic, go and play with your lego

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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote:
Fuck off you spastic, go and play with your lego


who's rattled your cage?


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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
who's rattled your cage?


Imagine if you had someone coming into all your threads, posting and trying to catch you out on obscure geography. Why, you'd label that person as sub-normal.

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The world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and love everyone. Try to make everyone happy, and bring peace and contentment everywhere you go. And so I became a waiter ... Well, it's not much of a philosophy I know ... but well ... fuck you! I can live my own life in my own way if I want to! Fuck off!


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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote:
Imagine if you had someone coming into all your threads, posting and trying to catch you out on obscure geography. Why, you'd label that person as sub-normal.


this isn't your thread.


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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
this isn't your thread.


Jesus, don't you even listen? Second post. That's when it became mine?
I despair of you sometimes, you'd think five or so years of hanging around with great guys like me would rub off on you but you're still falling at the first hurdle. I'm surprised they haven't melted you down for glue.

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Whether he joins or not, we'll be fine this season, and then in the Summer we will build a stunning team, the perfect blend of our youth players, stars and solid signings.


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The world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and love everyone. Try to make everyone happy, and bring peace and contentment everywhere you go. And so I became a waiter ... Well, it's not much of a philosophy I know ... but well ... fuck you! I can live my own life in my own way if I want to! Fuck off!


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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote:
What other manly pursuits do you follow, Milnerho?

You have a kid, so presumably, you're into women. Also, you like football. Do you enjoy a cold lager?


Hooo, when I was your age lad, and I lived in that shit hole London, working a shit job for idiots, on hot Summer days, as the beautiful women in their beautiful dresses walked by outside I'd crave cool lager in the sunshine, and I did that.

Now, it leaves me hanging. I drink real ale in the Spring and Autumn, Guinness in the winter and cider in the Summer.

If we were in Trier on a warm Summer's evening sat outside in the Hauptmarkt after a meal, smoking cigarettes, I might share several steins of Bitburger with you. But on the whole I don't drink lager.
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Is that old town square?

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I don't know, I couldn't find a picture of the place where I actually enjoyed drinking.

There were about 3 restaurants/hotels in a row and the seating out front went 40 yards from the door, and they leave you be until 2 or 3 on a school night and they ask you if you want a blanket for your legs.

Possibly a big fountain? But it wasn't a square so much as a very wide paved avenue...


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Hooo, when I was your age lad, and I lived in that shit hole London, working a shit job for idiots, on hot Summer days, as the beautiful women in their beautiful dresses walked by outside I'd crave cool lager in the sunshine, and I did that.

Now, it leaves me hanging. I drink real ale in the Spring and Autumn, Guinness in the winter and cider in the Summer.

If we were in Trier on a warm Summer's evening sat outside in the Hauptmarkt after a meal, smoking cigarettes, I might share several steins of Bitburger with you. But on the whole I don't drink lager.
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*my eyes shimmer*

We should do that. We should do that. You can holiday away from your family right?

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The world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and love everyone. Try to make everyone happy, and bring peace and contentment everywhere you go. And so I became a waiter ... Well, it's not much of a philosophy I know ... but well ... fuck you! I can live my own life in my own way if I want to! Fuck off!


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Micahrichardsatemybaby wrote:
*my eyes shimmer*

We should do that. We should do that. You can holiday away from your family right?


We could say it's your stag. That could work for me.


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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

This is a "Brokeback Mountain" moment.

We should savour it.

A friend of my sister hired out two dvds on the same night - Brokeback Mountain and Walk The Line.

She settled down on the sofa for the evening and watched them with her husband. She put on Brokeback Mountain first. After about an hour, and during the first rutting scene, her hubby piped up.

"Which one is Johnny Cash?" he asked.

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