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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:05 am 
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If it wasnt for foreign birds Irish men would be fucked. In general young Irish girls are skankatrons...the influx of single foreign women into Ireland has made them step up their game.


Gonna have to agree with you there. Further to that I've met few Irish girls I consider hot. No offence like. Further to that, my visit to Derry concluded there was under six (6) fit birds in all of the city.

I'll be using the word skankatron from here on in.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:18 am 
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MY wife is Irish.

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MY wife is Irish.

Does this prove or disprove the point?


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Danny's Studs wrote:
AmBeRt0nTe wrote:
If it wasnt for foreign birds Irish men would be fucked. In general young Irish girls are skankatrons...the influx of single foreign women into Ireland has made them step up their game.


Gonna have to agree with you there. Further to that I've met few Irish girls I consider hot. No offence like. Further to that, my visit to Derry concluded there was under six (6) fit birds in all of the city.

I'll be using the word skankatron from here on in.
Galway or cork are best spots for girls but tbh you could spend the same money and go to Budapest...I like the way you don't say Londonderry:)


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Bert Trautmanns neck brace wrote:
MY wife is Irish.

Unlucky bert


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South East Citizen wrote:
Bert Trautmanns neck brace wrote:
MY wife is Irish.

Does this prove or disprove the point?

Merely a statement of fact

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:36 am 
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AmBeRt0nTe wrote:
Bert Trautmanns neck brace wrote:
MY wife is Irish.

Unlucky bert


I am quite happy.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:40 am 
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Glad that’s settled then
Samantha Brick >>>>> Rosanna Davison
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:42 am 
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As i remember my wife was not too impressed with Irish men

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:48 am 
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Not too impressed with them myself...


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failure to shave their balls?

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:52 am 
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Shouldn't mess with nature..

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failure to shave their balls?

I'm made do this weekly now:(


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:01 am 
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As i remember my wife was not too impressed with Irish men

Nor should she be...pasty bunch of alcoholics for the most part


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:02 am 
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Thinning scissors ftw. Shaving is savagery.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:04 am 
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I used to do that professionally...

Until I slipped and got the sack..

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Thinning scissors ftw. Shaving is savagery.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:29 am 
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use imac/veet?

did you get your ring bleached in the end danny?

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I haven't yet GA no. I find myself in a peculiar conundrum. I want my ring bleached up to make it more aesthetically pleasing, including for the young and (probably hot, or that's at least how I am imagining her) lady that has to place a hose up there during my irrigation. Problem is I assume that during the bleaching there is a lot of spill over from the bleaching that will reverse all the good work. So I don't know which to do first. I'm quite particular about who I let see my arsehole so I want to make sure it looks grand.

What's everyone elses experience here?

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