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It happened though. East London Hospital, Whitechapel, circa 2000. Find the records man! They lied! They lied to all of us!

schyeah, right. my "mate" who also plays bass and is a city fan.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

at least you were sexually assaulted by two pretty student doctors.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

just asking for it

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'Fabio, the round thing there is the ball'

Aguero

They use a lube, but the fear counteracts that.

actually it was. He played lead guitar in a band i was in 10 years ago, is a Rag:(, and now lives on the Isle of Man. And he shares the same name with an ex-goalkeeper of City.

that's pretty much every rag though.

[color="White"]this thread used to be great before it went mainstream and got too popular.[/color]

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

should administer valium as well tbf. and amyl nitrate.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

...and if they are only cartoons as well. My lawyer told me I was on safe ground.

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And put on that wig I bought you. No, no, no, no. The reddish-brown one.

You win. Fucking hell dude. I'm gipping here. Ugh...

And it's not just my digits, the throbbing crusader and my tongue sometimes. You tasted much shit in your time? Even from a great looking gal, it's plain, it's almost offensive. Tastes like a paste totally devoid of any form of nourishment or anything good for you, which if course is exactly what it is.

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KYPU

*giggling and attempting to stifle*

aw fuuuuuuuck

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

but

Dude you're making out like you're a beast of burden, like you are just obliging all the women who say "Danny, tongue my anus now. Rim me tiger..." Surely that doesn't happen... Surely it's you busting out all the moves?

I once did that to an ex after a mad drunken night out and it only occurred to me recently that she'd had a kebab that night.

It was a reference to a story earlier in the thread.

And the story was actually about a mate of mine thinking about it.

Probably the most concise and accurate thing I've read on here this year.

And most of the last

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[color="Silver"]Bring back the 8 Ball![/color]

Probably the most concise thing I've read on here this year.

And most of the last

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[color="Silver"]Bring back the 8 Ball![/color]

we need a new definition of wrong to cover this

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'Fabio, the round thing there is the ball'

Aguero

I am pro-arse yes. Not always but especially when I dont know the girl, fucking get your pecker everywhere dude, do her in the nostril if you can.



Was it really SEC?



We used to have plenty of girl folk here but we are now extremely cliquey, massively sexist with a good dose of misogyny (hi!) and actually we pretty much ignore their shit except those who are trying to groom them in the most apparent and OTT fashion possible. I dont blame girls for not hanging about.

Although Burnage and Labmonkey were good at dissecting football, I fucking hate girls commentating football on TV. Should be fucking outlawed.

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KYPU

"danny-wrong"

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

Liar. You're a fucking pervert too. You just don't wish to admit it which makes you a cad! No it doesn't, what's the word I'm looking for....

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KYPU