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During the summer I was at a party and went to go for a sleep. Found a room. 5 minutes later a girl called maria comes in. We end up kissing which leads to sex. My friends bust tru the door as im lashing away and pull the blankets off. I just grabbed a pillow and put it over my todger but this maria girl grabbed a hold on the end of the blankets but she was no match for two strapping young men and was dragged of the bed. She let go of the blankets mid drag and ended up with one leg on the bed other one on the floor and gash open for all to see. My friends rolled around in convulsions laughing. They departed shortly after and I was left with maria who was in tears now. I eventually managed to convince her to resume our activity. Obviously we were disturbed again shortly after by a different spatula wielding friend who gave her the hardest spank I've ever seen with a spatula and ran out again. Her bum went a dark dark dark shade of red and she later told me she developed a spatula shaped bruise.

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during the summer i was at a party and went to go for a sleep. Found a room. 5 minutes later a girl called maria comes in. We end up kissing which leads to sex. My friends bust tru the door as im lashing away and pull the blankets off. I just grabbed a pillow and put it over my todger but this maria girl grabbed a hold on the end of the blankets but she was no match for two strapping young men and was dragged of the bed. She let go of the blankets mid drag and ended up with one leg on the bed other one on the floor and gash open for all to see. My friends rolled around in convulsions laughing. They departed shortly after and i was left with maria who was in tears now. I eventually managed to convince her to resume our activity. Obviously we were disturbed again shortly after by a different spatula wielding friend who gave her the hardest spank i've ever seen with a spatula and ran out again. Her bum went a dark dark dark shade of red and she later told me she developed a spatula shaped bruise.

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I have had a number of blow jobs on Eurostar

Wtf was that? Where's the humiliation? No-one wants to hear that kind of shit.

When I lost my virginity I kept the (used) condom for some reason in a tin under my bed. One day when I was out my mum decided she'd had enough of asking me to tidy my room and did it herself, including under my bed as it turned out... When I got back the tin was empty and cleaned and it was never mentioned.

Your move.

Originally Posted by Shimmer
hi burnage,

i hope you are keeping well and ok. forgive my curiousity but have you come here to say poo? i'll be waiting for your response

cheers,

shim

Wtf was that? Where's the humiliation? No-one wants to hear that kind of shit.

When I lost my virginity I kept the (used) condom for some reason in a tin under my bed. One day when I was out my mum decided she'd had enough of asking me to tidy my room and did it herself, including under my bed as it turned out... When I got back the tin was empty and cleaned and it was never mentioned.

Your move.

same thing happened to me before except it was with a quarter of hash.

same thing happened to me before except it was with a quarter of hash.

My old dear found a hooker card with a hand drawn map and directions in my handwriting on the back, that never came up in conversation either tbf:whistle:

wtf....what age did you move out at?

Why were you keeping corned beef stew under your bed?

She moved out (next door) when I was about 22, that was my 19th birthday present to myself:cool: