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augh just remembered one

pulled this lass after a night on the pills, and spent a lot of time fooling around in bed with the lights off - no condoms, so no fucking.

the next day the bed looked like a slaughter house floor, she'd started her period at some point during the activities.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

I fully expect you did

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about 20 years ago at university at york a bird that my mate fancied got snowed in at our digs and decided to sleep over. She kipped in my bed all night(she could have chosen my mates bed as he wasn't there) and i didn't touch her at all

good mate or fucking idiot?

all i know is that this mate will prolly be my best man when i get married next year

plus

never have sex with a female rugby player, they play rough

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'Fabio, the round thing there is the ball'

Aguero

Bullet dodged dude, that's got the AIDS written all over it.

Good mate and fucking idiot.

that

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

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'Fabio, the round thing there is the ball'

Aguero

been there donethat.

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The Senior Member

Once there was this girl who I really liked, and I was pretty confident that she quite liked me too - there had been a bit of flirting and stuff you know? I finally manned up and asked her if she'd go out for a drink with me. She agreed and we went to to a pub in Manchester and had a few drinks. It was a really nice night. We both went our separate ways at the end of the evening and agreed that we'd go out with each other again. We went out again the following week and at the end of that night there was some kissing, nothing too heavy though. We went out another few times then one saturday night we went to a house party together and stayed there really late. I asked her if she wanted to come and stay at my house and she said yes. we went back to my house and did some heavy petting on the settee, then we went to bed and had sex.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

internet dating going well then bastardo?

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

Oh, this was years ago.

But yes, good enough. I've only met one bird off the internet. Whereas the number of men I've met off the internet is probably up around the 25 mark. Maybe more.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

And then what happened?!

Wtf was that? Where's the humiliation? No-one wants to hear that kind of shit.

When I lost my virginity I kept the (used) condom for some reason in a tin under my bed. One day when I was out my mum decided she'd had enough of asking me to tidy my room and did it herself, including under my bed as it turned out... When I got back the tin was empty and cleaned and it was never mentioned.

Your move.

my mum warned me about men like you

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'Fabio, the round thing there is the ball'

Aguero

I like stories with a happy ending

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Bastard, this isn't fucking teenage girls magazine. -4/10.

About 4 years ago I went to St Maarten for work, on a near empty flight back there was this fucking hotty who wouldn't stop looking at me, and me her. I motioned for her to come have a seat next to me, and she did, turns out she was Russian and a stripper and heading home for Christmas. We got heavy petting and she blew me under a blanket on the plane. Was magic. There was a black bloke who could basically see most it, he was pissed off. I wasn't.

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KYPU

I fucked on a plane. Was nervous as hell

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double for the win..

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BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.

When i was about 14, i fell asleep pretty much stark bollock naked except for a copy of razzle or men only or something..

Only to be woken up by my mum in the morning asking if id had fun...

could have been worse i suppose..

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BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.

During the summer I was at a party and went to go for a sleep. Found a room. 5 minutes later a girl called maria comes in. We end up kissing which leads to sex. My friends bust tru the door as im lashing away and pull the blankets off. I just grabbed a pillow and put it over my todger but this maria girl grabbed a hold on the end of the blankets but she was no match for two strapping young men and was dragged of the bed. She let go of the blankets mid drag and ended up with one leg on the bed other one on the floor and gash open for all to see. My friends rolled around in convulsions laughing. They departed shortly after and I was left with maria who was in tears now. I eventually managed to convince her to resume our activity. Obviously we were disturbed again shortly after by a different spatula wielding friend who gave her the hardest spank I've ever seen with a spatula and ran out again. Her bum went a dark dark dark shade of red and she later told me she developed a spatula shaped bruise.