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Author:  slart [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:35 am ]
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We need to see at least one Royal "hoop" shot before the day is over.

Author:  Abattoir Blue [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:42 am ]
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Bastard wrote:
Yup. Pretty sure two of them are twins too.

Princess Kate looks scorching hot. What a stunna! What I wouldn't give etc etc. And Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie have blossomed into a right pair of filthy tarts.

I've had to come back to bed.


I'm not surprised. I used to have a big crush on Fergie when I was 6 years old. I used to have dreams that I would marry her instead of that cad Andrew. Hmmm...what might have been.

Just to clear up, I was talking about the ginger toe sucker, not baconface.

Author:  MrsWeaverToBe [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:47 am ]
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Princess Beatrice has an octopus on her head

Author:  slart [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:49 am ]
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MrsWeaverToBe wrote:
Princess Beatrice has an octopus on her head


Did Philip Tracy design her hat? Or maybe it was Vic Reeves.

Author:  Danny's Studs [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:52 am ]
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I am at a wedding tomorrow, the girl is a friend of mine who I have forever held a candle for, she is so hot. Marrying a professional footballer, who is annoyingly a really nice guy. My ex-girlfriend is also gonna be there, with her Tarquin rugby head boyfriend. I might go John Rambo on the whole affair. Monster pissed, go shirt off, bash a dude, fingerbang a bridesmaid at the table in front of parents, start a fire on the marquis. Fuck it.

Author:  MrsWeaverToBe [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:55 am ]
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I have the same name as our new Princess. I'm practically Royal.

Author:  Danny's Studs [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:57 am ]
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You're from Crewe and you're marrying a southern rag. You risk being thrown out the country actually Kate.

Author:  MrsWeaverToBe [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:58 am ]
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Danny's Studs wrote:
You're from Crewe and you're marrying a southern rag. You risk being thrown out the country actually Kate.


Nantwich.

Kate Elizabeth Windsor. I like. Harry would defo get it.

Author:  slart [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:06 pm ]
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MrsWeaverToBe wrote:
Nantwich.

Kate Elizabeth Windsor. I like. Harry would defo get it.


But Harry isn't a Royal. His real dad isn't a prince or a king or anything.

Author:  Abattoir Blue [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:07 pm ]
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slart wrote:
But Harry isn't a Royal. His real dad isn't a prince or a king or anything.


He's a Texan toe-sucker.

I'm determined to get toe-sucking on the agenda today.

Author:  slart [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:09 pm ]
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............

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Author:  Danny's Studs [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:09 pm ]
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I've never really dabbled toeing. I guess I've kissed toe before, but never had it done to me. I can't be responsible for my feet in honesty, they might be a bit nasty when she goes to suck them. Mind you, I've had my arsehole eaten out plenty of times. In for a penny I suppose...

Author:  MrsWeaverToBe [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:13 pm ]
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Danny's Studs wrote:
I've never really dabbled toeing. I guess I've kissed toe before, but never had it done to me. I can't be responsible for my feet in honesty, they might be a bit nasty when she goes to suck them. Mind you, I've had my arsehole eaten out plenty of times. In for a penny I suppose...


Just tucking into my teacake and then I read this...

Bleurgh

Author:  Squidge [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:36 pm ]
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MrsWeaverToBe wrote:
Nantwich.

Kate Elizabeth Windsor. I like. Harry would defo get it.


Weller.
Milliband.
Prince Harry.

You're fucking weird.

Author:  Abattoir Blue [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:44 pm ]
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A transcript of what Prince Phillip saying to Kate's sister on the balcony:

"Have you got in any Greek in you?"

"No, Prince Phillip"

"Would you like some?"

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Author:  blueinyorkshire [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:55 pm ]
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Middleton and her sister are bang tidy....id definately smash their doors in.

Author:  Milnerinho [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:02 pm ]
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slart wrote:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............

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lol. Never seen that pointed out so obviously before.

No wonder they had to kill her.

Author:  MrsWeaverToBe [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:16 pm ]
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Squidge wrote:
Weller.
Milliband.
Prince Harry.

You're fucking weird.


Pardew

Yep you're right I am!

Author:  Bastard [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:26 pm ]
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Danny's Studs wrote:
I've never really dabbled toeing. I guess I've kissed toe before, but never had it done to me. I can't be responsible for my feet in honesty, they might be a bit nasty when she goes to suck them. Mind you, I've had my arsehole eaten out plenty of times. In for a penny I suppose...


I fucking LOVE Royal Weddings!!

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Kate's ring was well tight!

Author:  slart [ Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:56 am ]
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I liked the way everyone kept a straight face when they said 'for richer or for poor.'

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