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This. Come on Tommy - let's have a bit of patriotic spirit on here eh? Bad enough with all the crims and micks around.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

We could open but none of the staff would turn in.

I will however take the opportunity to enjoy my long weekend.

She isn't, but the local media are using every angle possible to make out she's a Yorkshire lass.

Last night Look North, (Yorkshire), basically said that the Ark Royal is from Leeds as we gave it a plaque.

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Joeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

She grew up in my neck of the woods, nice village.

She is from Yorkshire.

Where else would you get someone to flash the Royal flange?

It's NOT Royal!

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KYPU

And give a bj for the price of a bag of oysters.

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Joeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Fixed

In 1969 they claimed that because Neil Armstrong's great grandma x3 was from Yorkshire, then a Yorkshireman was the first man on the moon.

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The Senior Member

delusional sub-human bastards.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

Does anyone really want to watch this shit?

I was in hospital when Andrew married that inbred ginger idiot. The nurses asked the men on the ward if they minded if they borrowed the TV for the nurses office.

We insisted they take it.

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And put on that wig I bought you. No, no, no, no. The reddish-brown one.

Answered your own question there, Slart.
It's like Eurovision - blokes will wanting to avoid it, whereas women and fags will be loving this event.

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It's a whopper indeed. It's probably really meaningful and probably quite profound yet still, somehow, nonsense! No offence, Shimmer. - Buffbill

no no no, i like the foreigners. it's those c nts in white football shirts that get on my tits. - GA (on England)

This.

I will be anywhere other than in front of the tellybox when it's on.

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Joeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Beats riding on the back of Eccles Cales, Black Pudding and Black Pea soup tbh.

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Joeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

point.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

Yeah. Them Lancastrians are no better.

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It's a whopper indeed. It's probably really meaningful and probably quite profound yet still, somehow, nonsense! No offence, Shimmer. - Buffbill

no no no, i like the foreigners. it's those c nts in white football shirts that get on my tits. - GA (on England)

My mate watched the funeral of Diana with his four year old niece.

"Oh look!" she exclaimed when they removed the body from the cathedral. "They are putting her in the boot of the car!"

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And put on that wig I bought you. No, no, no, no. The reddish-brown one.

I tell you what those Micks had better show their gratitude with douze points next year!

IMO only two good things have come out of the North West, Vimto and City, and I sometimes have doubts about the latter tbh.

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Joeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

If Platini was in charge of Eurovision they would be allowed to compete next year.

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Joeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy