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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:05 am 
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Come on lads!

Last chance to "deflower" your future queen before she's lost forever!

Who is man enough to step up and complete the task!


I'm going to be standing to attention all the while.


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Just spotted 3 FIT blondes inside the Abbey. Hope it's the same deal with football matches where the cameraman spends more time zooming in on gash than filming the main event.


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Harry's bird>>>>>>>>Kate

She looks dirty as...


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I bet Harry Hewitt will marry a dirty floozy when it is his turn.

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Tell you what, the Queen's got a full rack of tits underneath that lemon suit.

/treason.


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Tell you what, the Queen's got a full rack of tits underneath that lemon suit.

/treason.


pics? I wonder if the Sunday Sport will ever try to get pics of the queen in the nip.

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pics? I wonder if the Sunday Sport will ever try to get pics of the queen in the nip.


Stayed tuned. Like I said, cameraman always hone in on the fitties.


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... takes it up the arse from the entire house guards.

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OMG joking aside - how prominent are Kate's nips?!!

I'd love to bend one up her sister. Wonder who'll get that job tonight..


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pics.

i refuse to watch that shite, even for otty, but if you make allusions to it do screencaps or something.

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pics?

maybe they're pierced.

thick rich and whipped...

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I have just been up in the canteen and it is full of chicks crying watching the telly. I was nearly lynched for threatening to turn it off.

Not much work getting done today.

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Nothing to do with your lot. Get your own Queen.

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Hello hi it's me, I'll take the job of chucking it up Kate's sister, yes yes I know I'm very selfless.


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Nothing to do with your lot. Get your own Queen.


I told the wedding watchers that we fought a War of Independence but they just told me to fuck off.

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Just spotted 3 FIT blondes inside the Abbey. Hope it's the same deal with football matches where the cameraman spends more time zooming in on gash than filming the main event.


Yup. Pretty sure two of them are twins too.

Princess Kate looks scorching hot. What a stunna! What I wouldn't give etc etc. And Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie have blossomed into a right pair of filthy tarts.

I've had to come back to bed.

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Sod Kate it's all about her sister Pippa and her cracking arse.


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Yup. Pretty sure two of them are twins too.

Princess Kate looks scorching hot. What a stunna! What I wouldn't give etc etc. And Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie have blossomed into a right pair of filthy tarts.

I've had to come back to bed.


Poor young man, you're overwhelmed...it's just all too much isn't it?

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Is it too much to ask to see find a single uppy on Pip? not one.

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Poor young man, you're overwhelmed...it's just all too much isn't it?


The potent combination of sexual stimuli and unbridled patriotic joy is a heady mix. Epic wanking guaranteed.

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