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it wouldn't just be me though would it.

Are you going to have a wingman? Who?? The Forum needs to know!!

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I'll do it!!!!

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

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wingman 85 up, 29 down


A partner in crime - true friend ... that person who will always have your back, no matter what. He/She wil SaVe you.
This person is especially helpful when breaking into houses, or just going out to pick up some biddies.
It is not unusual for wingmen to be romantically involved.

-Dude, thanks for being my wingman we have had some good times
-Hey anytime man I'll never forget

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

I'll always have your back Bassy, no matter what.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

you can have first do with the funnel then.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

Are we going to have a forum street party on the big day?

I thought we were going to kidnap her and have a forum Bukkake party with her.

We prolly should We should at least form a guard of honour down each side of this thread.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

Swords raised to form an arch?

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

Pork Swords?:rolleyes:

We'll club together and get a strap on jock for Bassy.

We should dress in uniform and paint the union flag on our helmets.

you don't want to be doing that, you might get paint down yer Japs eye.

there speaks the voice of bitter experience.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

It was an accident tbf. A mishap with an Action Man.

"accident" aye, got ya

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

could I just say Top Forumming everyone. My wife and I usually read this part of the forum together with our morning tea and spaniel Ken. We were both in fits at the banter going back and forth last night re: the future Queen consort and the knobbers and that! Great stuff once again.