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Author:  slart [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:38 pm ]
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So, a royal wedding has been announced.

You lot seem to be a patriotic bunch. What do you all think of Kate Middleton?

Share with us, in graphic detail, what you would like to do to your future queen.

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Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:43 pm ]
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that second shot isn't real is it?

as for what i'd do to her... well, standard response would be to make her into the star of the donkey show, but as she's probably quite used to the equine nature of bed fellows i'm not sure it'd have the usual suicide inducing moment of ennui...
Author:  BiscuitBlueCheese [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:44 pm ]
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She'll fill out a bit once she's podded her quota of royal heirs.
Author:  ESM [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:54 pm ]
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Is a dry bum treason?
Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:56 pm ]
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dry fist?

she better have an absolutely stunning arse, cos she's not got much in the way of tits.
Author:  slart [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:57 pm ]
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As an Irish patriot I'd give her a pearl necklace in the name of Wolfe Tone.
Author:  Winston_Smith [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:36 pm ]
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I would
Author:  kippax_in_my_blood [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:58 pm ]
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I bet shes eaten swan...
Author:  cod head [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:01 pm ]
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I love her. She will be the bestest queeny ever.
Author:  Bastard [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:02 pm ]
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Kate Middleton is FAF. As a proud Englishman I would be more than happy to kick her back door right in. God Save the Future Queen!
Author:  kippax_in_my_blood [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:10 pm ]
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Bastard wrote:
Kate Middleton is FAF. As a proud Englishman I would be more than happy to kick her back door right in. God Save the Future Queen!

*doffs cap*
Here here old boy :approve:
Young slap bonce is a lucky boy...
Author:  gibbonicus_andronicus [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:12 pm ]
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kippax_in_my_blood wrote:
I bet shes eaten swan...


i bet she can eat the neck.

whole.
Author:  kippax_in_my_blood [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:15 pm ]
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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
i bet she can eat the neck.

whole.


*wood Achieved*...:rolleyes:
Author:  cod head [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:40 pm ]
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Oh, and this made me smile. Our country is interested in nothing but revealed females :rolleyes:

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Author:  Half Bassman Half Biscuit [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:50 pm ]
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i'd let her give me a nosh, for sure.:cool:
Author:  Bastard [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:53 pm ]
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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
i'd let her give me a nosh, for sure.:cool:


:confused:

You'd do more than that wouldn't you Bassy? I bet you'd feel her up a bit? eh?
Author:  Half Bassman Half Biscuit [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:55 pm ]
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Bastard wrote:
:confused:

You'd do more than that wouldn't you Bassy? I bet you'd feel her up a bit? eh?


what about a bit of forum bukkake with her? could use a funnel and allsorts.:approve:
Author:  Bastard [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:56 pm ]
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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
what about a bit of forum bukkake with her? could use a funnel and allsorts.:approve:


Tell us more!!
Author:  Half Bassman Half Biscuit [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:01 pm ]
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Bastard wrote:
Tell us more!!


use your imagination.:rolleyes:
Author:  Bastard [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:02 pm ]
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No way! I want you to tell us what you're going to do to her!!
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