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PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:21 am 
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I tell you what those Micks had better show their gratitude with douze points next year! :mad:


We might get Dustin the turkey to enter again.

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This.

I will be anywhere other than in front of the tellybox when it's on.


I'll be busy gnawing my own feet off.


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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
i'd let her give me a nosh, for sure.:cool:


Hey, Bassy, would you/have you let a man give you a nosh?

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Hey, Bassy, would you/have you let a man give you a nosh?


you're obsessed with gayness.:confused:


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I'm getting worried. i think bastard might be a shirtlifter. Now i've nowt against 'the Gays' but they shouldn't be doing it on internet forums.:(


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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
you're obsessed with gayness.:confused:


I'm not obsessed, I just wondered whether you'd have a problem with it.

I mean, it's not like you'd have to do anything - if you wanted to you'd just shut your eyes and imagine it's Kate Middleton/Kate Bush/Laura Bush. When you look at it like that it's pretty cool, right?

Think of your favourite woman and just pretend it's them "giving you a nosh". It's really a bloke, but they apparently do better throat jobs anyway. Image

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Word. Gay activities get such a bad wrap. it's messed up and bullshit. So, it's okay to eat a girl out but you put one penis in your mouth and suddenly 'Oh, he's hommer!'. :rolleyes:

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There's rank hypocrisy at work here for sure.

I'm not saying Bassman's ever had [S]sex[/S] anal sex with a woman, but I'm sure if he did he'd think that was fine. However when he moves to fourth base and has anal sex with a man suddenly that's something he doesn't want to talk about on internet forums?!? Come on guys this is 2010 FFS!!

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I think you've got to respect his privacy.

Sure, he'll go down his local, stumble home and maybe he gets a kebab on the way, and a chap in the kebab shop catches his eye. Now, he's got the choice of receiving a blow-job or getting nothing. So maybe he grasps the gentleman firmly by the hand and leads him home, where they complete a loving, consenting act. There's nothing wrong in it. But he doesn't necessarily want to have to talk about it on here. Because it's separate.

It's all fair play though. They all count

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Bassy turns his face to the sky and it's raining. An invigorating rain.

It's raining cocks.

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If you don't talk about things they build up inside of you though. It HAS to come out at some point, there are a lot of emotions now racing and colliding with each inside in that guys gut and head. He needs professional help. He needs to speak to someone. He needs his own personal Jesus.

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If you don't talk about things they build up inside of you though. It HAS to come out at some point, there are a lot of emotions now racing and colliding with each inside in that guys gut and head. He needs professional help. He needs to speak to someone. He needs his own personal Jesus....

.....with a big pan handle, plenty of baby wipes and a large bottle of industrial strength mouth-wash.

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Bastard wrote:
I'm not obsessed, I just wondered whether you'd have a problem with it.

I mean, it's not like you'd have to do anything - if you wanted to you'd just shut your eyes and imagine it's Kate Middleton/Kate Bush/Laura Bush. When you look at it like that it's pretty cool, right?

Think of your favourite woman and just pretend it's them "giving you a nosh". It's really a bloke, but they apparently do better throat jobs anyway. Image


weirdo.:confused:


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which bit? the "pretending it's a woman when it's really a bloke" shebang?

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
which bit? the "pretending it's a woman when it's really a bloke" shebang?


We've all be there. Nothing to be ashamed about.

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why pretend it's a woman was what i was thnking. enjoy the stubble burn on your ball sac i say!

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lurkers and google's spiderbots love this thread.

wonder if any of it is treasonable?

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We have been granted permission to close Enfield road for a street party in celebration of the Royal wedding and request that you get involved in making this a party to remember! The road will be closed off from 8am
We need volunteers to arrange anything to get the party started and help it along!

Meeting to held @ The Lord Nelson on Monday 18th April, please come and offer your support
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Woo, street party!!!


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Come on lads!

Last chance to "deflower" your future queen before she's lost forever!

Who is man enough to step up and complete the task!

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