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 Post subject: Kate Middleton
PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:38 pm 
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So, a royal wedding has been announced.

You lot seem to be a patriotic bunch. What do you all think of Kate Middleton?

Share with us, in graphic detail, what you would like to do to your future queen.

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that second shot isn't real is it?

as for what i'd do to her... well, standard response would be to make her into the star of the donkey show, but as she's probably quite used to the equine nature of bed fellows i'm not sure it'd have the usual suicide inducing moment of ennui...

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She'll fill out a bit once she's podded her quota of royal heirs.


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Is a dry bum treason?

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dry fist?

she better have an absolutely stunning arse, cos she's not got much in the way of tits.

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As an Irish patriot I'd give her a pearl necklace in the name of Wolfe Tone.

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I bet shes eaten swan...

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I love her. She will be the bestest queeny ever.


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Kate Middleton is FAF. As a proud Englishman I would be more than happy to kick her back door right in. God Save the Future Queen!

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Bastard wrote:
Kate Middleton is FAF. As a proud Englishman I would be more than happy to kick her back door right in. God Save the Future Queen!

*doffs cap*
Here here old boy :approve:
Young slap bonce is a lucky boy...

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kippax_in_my_blood wrote:
I bet shes eaten swan...


i bet she can eat the neck.

whole.

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gibbonicus_andronicus wrote:
i bet she can eat the neck.

whole.


*wood Achieved*...:rolleyes:

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Oh, and this made me smile. Our country is interested in nothing but revealed females :rolleyes:


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i'd let her give me a nosh, for sure.:cool:


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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
i'd let her give me a nosh, for sure.:cool:


:confused:

You'd do more than that wouldn't you Bassy? I bet you'd feel her up a bit? eh?

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Bastard wrote:
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You'd do more than that wouldn't you Bassy? I bet you'd feel her up a bit? eh?


what about a bit of forum bukkake with her? could use a funnel and allsorts.:approve:


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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
what about a bit of forum bukkake with her? could use a funnel and allsorts.:approve:


Tell us more!!

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Bastard wrote:
Tell us more!!


use your imagination.:rolleyes:


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No way! I want you to tell us what you're going to do to her!!

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