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Frank Blue wrote:
a really piss poor comedian. avoid at all costs.


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Not for amateurs though, which is my point. Should have remained that way.


The Olympics needs modernising:
Olympic Big Brother.
Olympic Ready Steady Cook
Olympic Weakest link

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just watched it gibbi, and im with frank on this one.

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Frank Blue wrote:
The Olympics needs modernising:
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Olympic Ready Steady Cook
Olympic Weakest link


I think you could combine the women's Olympic tennis with Olympic how to look good naked. That would be worth watching.


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I think you could combine the women's Olympic tennis with Olympic how to look good naked. That would be worth watching.


but with paper bags for some.

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Frank Blue wrote:
Why oh why has Wimbledon been mentioned on here? It's pap. Tennis in general that is. Played by those much better off that many of the idiots queueing to get in, who in reality get excited about tennis once a year when Wimbledon is about to start.
What a waste of time.

And as for the Olympics, thank goodness that is every 4 years, but even that is too regular.


A lot of English people will only watch Wimbledon and ignore all the other Grand Slams and then think they know everything.

I'm going to miss the hopeless cries of "Come On Tim!" as he crashes out of the quarter finals.

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I think you could combine the women's Olympic tennis with Olympic how to look good naked. That would be worth watching.


Venus or Serena?

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Did i go too far?

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A lot of English people will only watch Wimbledon and ignore all the other Grand Slams and then think they know everything.

I'm going to miss the hopeless cries of "Come On Tim!" as he crashes out of the quarter finals.


No longer Henman Hill is it, but now Murray Mound... Get Bent BBC!!!

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A lot of English people will only watch Wimbledon and ignore all the other Grand Slams and then think they know everything.

I'm going to miss the hopeless cries of "Come On Tim!" as he crashes out of the quarter finals.



LOL.
This was my point in the first place.
They should start watching Gaelic Football instead.

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Venus or Serena?

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Did i go too far?


yes

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Venus or Serena?


Did i go too far?



Yes.

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No longer Henman Hill is it, but now Murray Mound... Get Bent BBC!!!


Just sums up those that run the BBC. Tossers.

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Frank Blue wrote:
Just sums up those that run the BBC. Tossers.


When Murray gets knocked out in the first round they can call it Bogdanovich bump or sommat.


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When Murray gets knocked out in the first round they can call it Bogdanovich bump or sommat.


how about, "We're a bunch of tossers sat on a mound, who only follow tennis for two weeks of the year" Hill?

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Frank Blue wrote:
LOL.
This was my point in the first place.
They should start watching Gaelic Football instead.


i thought that's what Irish lesbians did.


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i thought that's what Irish lesbians did.


oh dear.

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Frank Blue wrote:
how about, "We're a bunch of tossers sat on a mound, who only follow tennis for two weeks of the year" Hill?


Catchy. I think it might work.


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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
i thought that's what Irish lesbians did.


Yeah just after they get their liquor licence.

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Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
i thought that's what Irish lesbians did.


Yawn......

How about a joke about Aer Lingus Bassman?

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