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There's always....

Ana Ivanovic




or....

Caroline Wozniaki

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Keep Calm and follow Jesus Navas

I've said it before and I'll say it again - large expanses of green on the telly is incredibly relaxing. It could be tennis, snooker, One Man and His Dog, whatever. I slip into a blissful trance-like state.

Found a guitar in the house last night while I was watching Murray. First time I've played in a year. Got sore fingertips now. Taught myself "Love Me for a Reason" though.

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

did you see what that twat venus was wearing yesterday!!!!! no matter what you wear love you will always be boot ugly!!!!;);)

racist

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I raped myself once. My mind was telling me no but my body, my body was telling me yes.

venus got back

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

mmm womens tennis

yeh my thoughts exactly. quite like the blonde Naomi Broady, I think she's 17yrs old, tall great ass with no tits and shit at tennis. Mmmm.

Rezai isnt bad on the eye...I just cant wait to see Sharapova. Love that girl.

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KYPU

I remember when I first discovered Sharapova I was home sick with the flu for a week and just watched Wimbledon the entire time curled up on the sofa, it was her first tournament and she was only 16 I think. That was a good week.

Having the flu also meant you had an excuse for being buried in a mound of slightly crusty kleenex. Jackpot!

And yeah Rezai isn't a bad shout

Vitalia Diatchenko just did a celebratory pirouette spin dance to celebrate her win. Nearly jaffed my kecks right there.

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KYPU

you should all really be posting pics of those you speak of.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/M4a70xgmV7B/2009+French+Open+Day+Four/9X1PE3G06LA/Vitalia+Diatchenko

Never mind the uppy - check out the fucking bingo wing on it!

Diatchenko



Rezai (cant properly see her boobs here, she has great tits)

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KYPU

Hmm apparently Rezai is French/Iranian and her dad was an abusive arsehole so he's banned from all WTA events now. The more you know.

weird one that, obv very muscular as well

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

Ana Ivanovic hasn't played yet, she is down to play i think, also gutted Kim Clijsters missed out this year

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Keep Calm and follow Jesus Navas

Frig it, Wozniaki and Jankovic out already.

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Keep Calm and follow Jesus Navas

Im sure i saw KP's mrs before watching on center court..

he's still shite at cricket...

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I Belong To City
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BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.

I have been obsessed with Sharapova since I was about 15. I may love her.

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A double-bed and a stalwart lover, for sure
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