Kid see his mum in the bath.!
Kid: "whats that mum".?
Mum: "Thats my hedgehog son"
Kid " Oh yeah......Its just like nana's except hers has been run over"...
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| Author: | slart [ Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:34 pm ] |
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Kid: Mum, Mum, why has Dad got his dick stuck in the biscuit tin? Mum: Don't worry, he's fucking crackers |
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| Author: | kippax_in_my_blood [ Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:44 pm ] |
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Kid see his mum in the bath.! Kid: "whats that mum".? Mum: "Thats my hedgehog son" Kid " Oh yeah......Its just like nana's except hers has been run over"...
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| Author: | Bastard [ Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:12 pm ] |
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My wife went on a sailing holiday in Poole In Dorset? Yeah, she loved it |
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| Author: | ThunderinScitters [ Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:01 pm ] |
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| Author: | ThunderinScitters [ Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:11 pm ] |
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I think my job interview to be a insect sorter went well. I boxed all the right ticks. |
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| Author: | Squidge [ Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:13 pm ] |
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Bastard wrote: My wife went on a sailing holiday in Poole In Dorset? Yeah, she loved it Brilliant. I lolled out loud out loud. |
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| Author: | Squidge [ Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:14 pm ] |
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My wife went on holiday to a Caribbean island. Jamaica? No, she chose herself. |
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| Author: | Cloudy O'Rabia [ Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:06 pm ] |
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A beautiful woman walks into a bar and the barman says "what can I get you?" "I'll have a double entendre" she replied. So he gave her one. |
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| Author: | ThunderinScitters [ Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:04 am ] |
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The cast of Dad's Army are to start tracing their family trees. "Who Do You Think You Are.. Kidding Mr Hitler" starts this Autumn. |
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| Author: | Danny's Studs [ Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:57 pm ] |
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A young man is walking down by the docks one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old fisherman, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, “Hey old timer, why the long face?” The old man looks at him and points out the window, “See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me Simon the dockbuilder? No,no." The old man continued, “And see that ship out there? I ’ve been fishing these waters for going on thirty-five years! but do they call me Simon the fisherman? No,no. ” The old man starts to cry again, “But you fuck one goat … ” |
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| Author: | ThunderinScitters [ Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:24 pm ] |
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| Author: | cooder [ Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:42 pm ] |
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I think all the good chemistry jokes Argon |
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| Author: | cooder [ Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:48 pm ] |
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My girlfriend changed after she became a vegetarian. It's like I've never seen herbivore |
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| Author: | Gallagheresque [ Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:19 pm ] |
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David Beckham received a lovely flask for his birthday off Victoria, What is it he asked? Victoria replied it is a Flask David, it keeps cold things cold and hot things hot, overjoyed with his present he took it with him to training to show his team-mates, one of his team mates asked what he has in his flask in which David replies Tea and 2 Choc Ices. |
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| Author: | Gallagheresque [ Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:27 pm ] |
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Victoria and David Beckham decide to go horse riding for the day, they start off at a slow pace and are enjoying it until Davids Horse decides to speed up a bit, Victoria looking Alarmed shouted for him to stop but as the horse started going faster David decided that he should jump off the horse but on doing so got his foot got caught in the stirrup. At which point the owner of the shop ran out and switched the mechanical horse off. |
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| Author: | ThunderinScitters [ Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:02 am ] |
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My mate overdosed on heartburn tablets the other night and died... I can't believe gavisgon! |
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| Author: | Cloudy O'Rabia [ Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:26 am ] |
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After landing myself in jail, I spent the next 8 hours getting relentlessly shagged up the arse. Sometimes I think my uncle takes monopoly far too seriously. |
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| Author: | Danny's Studs [ Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:33 am ] |
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Cloudy O'Rabia wrote: After landing myself in jail, I spent the next 8 hours getting relentlessly shagged up the arse. Sometimes I think my uncle takes monopoly far too seriously. That's outstanding.
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| Author: | South East Citizen [ Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:12 am ] |
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It's funny cos it's true! |
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| Author: | Bert Trautmanns neck brace [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 7:22 pm ] |
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The maths teacher took his student to France to show her how many times 30 can go into 15 |
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