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I pride myself on my inconsistency SEC.

It's getting cold now so please keep an eye out for elderly neighbours.

They will ambush you and talk for hours about the weather.

Which reminds me..............................................

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The Senior Member

The wife and I were in the shopping centre earlier, we rounded a corner to see a gaggle of young girls, all wearing next to nothing, pouring out of HMV.
"Phoarr!" I said to the wife, pointing at a gorgeous thing of about twenty. "I bet you'd fucking love to have legs like her!" She didn't respond, but I could tell she was upset. I could hear the sobs as I wheeled her up the ramp into Debenhams.

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Nastasic: totally overrated, purely because he's not as bad as Savic.

Beginning to like you DB. Maybe. You fucker, even though you hate 'duck egg blue'. Guess what, it's an important colour... fuckstick. You can dodge it all you like, it exists and it's valid. It's better than dark blue, gay as fuck and just shit. So SHUT UP. duck egg blue >>> standard blues

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KYPU

Who does The Forum like best - Dark Blue, or Couldy?

Dark Blue

Couldy's a Cnut.

Can we have a "who cares?" option please?

No. Apathy will not be tolerated.

Do a poll then you lazy feck.

The loser gets banned for life.

Let's have a debate between the two outlining why we should like them the best, and we'll have a vote next week some time. If the incumbant, Couldy, wins he gets to keep his modship, if the dark guy wins he gets his modship.

Couldy = cooder + cloudy. You are talking about some sort frightening hybrid beast that is fit only for 'A League of Gentleman'.

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KYPU

How come Bastard doesn't include himself in this popularity ballot?

I'll tell you why, it's cos he's a CUNT and everybody hates him that's why!

He ruined my life.

I have not forgotten.

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The Senior Member

Heard a rumour Cadburys are producing chop suey flavoured chocolate bars...

Probably just Chinese Wispas

Our living room is duck egg blue

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

Just had to take my mate to the hospital after he swallowed a sponge.

He's fine, just very thirsty.

Had to go to the toilet whilst eating my Rice Krispies



Snap crackle and plop.

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The Senior Member