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Cloudy O'Rabia
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 5:29 am 
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I can't believe all these revelations about my childhood heroes turning out to be evil.

I've just found out that Morph was a playdohphile!
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Susan Boyle has jumped to Jimmy Saville's defence this week. "I went on Jim'll fix it when I was 13 years old, and he never touched me!!"
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Alan Pardew has told his Newcastle United players to forget all about the club's new sponsorship deal with Wonga.com.

He's told them to just get on the pitch and give it 4107%.

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Excellent :lol:
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All this fallout for the bbc with jimmy saville, it seems now that rumours are surfacing that morph was a playdohfiile...
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wah wah wahhhhhhh...

made me laugh in a text message anyway so pissoff.. :approve:

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Cloudy O'Rabia
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Look up^^^^^^ :doh:
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Cloudy O'Rabia wrote:
Look up^^^^^^ :doh:


I don't get it? Is it a smilie joke? :confused:
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Cloudy O'Rabia
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Is she winking at me? It looks puckered right round her shoot.

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That's cos her arse is made from an old well fingered Chesterfield.
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Cloudy O'Rabia wrote:
That's cos her arse is made from an old well fingered Chesterfield.


Now that reminds me of my formative sexual experiences. :TopHat1
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You can't beat a good slippery Chesterfield.

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well bollocks to you lot....
All these allegations about jimmy saville, police have now reviled that jeremy beadle may have had a small hand in it....


Oh come on, thats a cracker.... :D

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Cloudy O'Rabia
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Actually I don't think it's a laughing matter really mate.

Just been looking at a gallery of his victims as both adults and kids.

The caption read "now then, now then, now then..."
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kippax_in_my_blood wrote:
well bollocks to you lot....
All these allegations about jimmy saville, police have now reviled that jeremy beadle may have had a small hand in it....


Oh come on, thats a cracker.... :D

I lolled
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Cloudy O'Rabia
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I've just seen Rolf Harris in my local Tesco!

I tapped him on the shoulder and said "I remember when you did Two Little Boys in the 70's!"

He said "Fuck off! That was Jimmy Savile."
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Did Jim do boys as well? Image
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Did Jim do boys as well? Image



Well Rolph wouldn't lie Bastard.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-jersey-19932105
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kippax_in_my_blood
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im such a dopey twat...ive only just noticed that cloudy did the morph one..and then even told me about it, and still didn't clock it until a day later..what a nimrod.. :confusion-shrug:

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John Terry is the 2nd most hated man in football. The 1st is the bloke who chants "Give me a B" at a Borussia Mönchengladbach game.

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