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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:47 pm 
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are fucking nuts, the lot of them

that is all

actually, it's not

what the fuck do they want from us?


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they don't know, but that's not the point as it works perfectly for them.

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My missus just constantly wants sex. I feel used.

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if we knew that...

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WeegieBlue wrote:
My missus just constantly wants sex. I feel used.


It's getting a bit tiresome for me too.

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It's getting a bit tiresome for me too.

But if you did her right she'd leave me alone. Man up, ffs....

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they don't know, but that's not the point as it works perfectly for them.


exactly, thats the fucking difference innit? Men don't know and are happy with that, Women feel the need to be able to be in control all the time and then create bulshit to cover the fact that they know as little as we do

i am not fucking amused

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i think they're alright until you leave them.


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no, they're not

they want life to be exciting and glamorous and a laugh a minute and when it's not - it's your bastard fault for working all the time and then just wanting to chill at night for a couple of hours

i stand by my initial argument - nutters, the fucking lot of em

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I try to stay as detached as possible. And ignore them when they're pissed.

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It is all downhill, quite literally for girls after the age of 21. So eager to please up til this age, after this they are either depserate and it's obvious or they are jilted and angry...about a possible myriad of items.

Men however can peak in to their 40's.

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you know what, bollox to em. I can't keep track of what the fuck is going on with them and can't be fucking arsed

that is all

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Men however can peak in to their 40's.


Wishful thinking, certainly in my case.

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Wishful thinking, certainly in my case.

Two words for you:

Vi.

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Vi.

Agra.


:whistle:

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Bastard wrote:
Wishful thinking, certainly in my case.


What's fading Bastard? You're not trying hard enough.

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Danny's Studs wrote:

Men however can peak in to their 40's.



isnt this due to them being better off financially?

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WeegieBlue wrote:
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Vi.

Agra.


Shit, you can't have trademarks can you? I thought there was one there. Damn.

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fuck waiting for your 40s for viagra. take it now. take it a lot and enjoy.


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what's the whistle for?

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