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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 7:23 pm 
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it not being allowed to be two sides split by religion, but a divide based on whether or not you're a pathological murdering fuck.

I whole heartedly agree with this but this isn't what the writer of that blog was saying.

Like i say, a lot of the article was tosh, but that sentiment did come at the end.

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ISIS bomb threat at the back of our place this-morning..
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/in ... 02833.html

probs just a disgruntled ex-employee but cops saying it was a credible threat...
shower of fucks..


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A thing I don't like is the increased amount of racist rhetoric I'm hearing in the pub or on facebook and from my actual fucking sister who should know better but then she has been in an abusive marriage to a racist/sexist/homophobic prick for a year and a half so Stockholm syndrome and that. I'm way past the time in my life I thought taking random people to task on their views was remotely productive but to hear my sister spouting shite and sounding like a Britain First mouthpiece is pretty worrying.

The Russian 'rock star'? :rolleyes:


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 2:03 pm 
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German court rules that men can urinate while standing
German men who sit to urinate are often referred to as a "Sitzpinkler", which implies unmasculine behaviour Continue reading the main story
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A court in Germany has ruled in favour of a man's right to urinate while standing up after his landlord demanded money for damage to the bathroom floor.

The landlord, who was seeking €1,900 (£1400; $2,200), claimed the marble floor had been damaged by urine.

But the Duesseldorf judge ruled that the man's method was within cultural norms, saying "urinating standing up is still common practice".

There is some debate in Germany about whether men should sit or stand to pee.

Some toilets have red traffic-style signs forbidding the standing position - but those who choose to sit are often referred to as a "Sitzpinkler", implying it is not masculine behaviour.

Judge Stefan Hank agreed with an expert's report that uric acid had caused some damage to the bathroom's floor.

But concluding, he said men who insist on standing "must expect occasional rows with housemates, especially women" but cannot be held to account for collateral damage.

"Despite growing domestication of men in this matter, urinating while standing up is still common practice," he added

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 9:15 pm 
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The German language is brilliant. I mean; Sitzpinkler?! That is genius

I sometimes have a sit down wee. Just to see if some poo might want to come out too


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if i need a piss at night, as the lights turn on the extractor fan which bugs the fuck out of me trying to get back to sleep.

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That would suggest you not only have an extractor (rather than simply opening a window) but also an en-suite. Lah-de-dah Mr. Kent

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nah, bath room's next door. edwardian terrace. the extractror is vital otherwise the bathroom would be a delightful mottled grey by now.

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Fair enough. I sometimes compromise in the night and go for the kneel down wee. I wonder what the Germans would call that?


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pissing in the bidet?

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I would have thought something more like Ausführungpinkler


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Hockendpinkler

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NoddytheAdlingtonBlue wrote:
I would have thought something more like Ausführungpinkler

actually yeah - "execution-pissing"

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anyone ever try taking a dump while standing?


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If using squat toilets counts then yeah


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I know someone who managed to dump into the torn lining of his coat - it took his wife a couple of weeks to find out where the sewage smell was coming from..


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I'm a recent convert to the sit down piss. :)

Getting old. :TopHat2

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Bastard wrote:
I'm a recent convert to the sit down piss. :)

Getting old. :TopHat2


How do you clean the toilet though?

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