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I have been pressing women's buttons for a long time.

All I can say is that all of them have different buttons in different places.

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"It'll be nice to know that every gallon of petrol a Man Utd fan buys will be going into City's transfer kitty"

Noel Gallagher

"C**t, c**t, c**t, c**t, c**t, c**t, c**t, c**t, c**t, c**t, c**t, c**t, c**t, c**t, c**t, c**t, c**t, c**t"

Paddington Blue

Missed one

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Sorry.

C**t.

Better?

"This song is dedicated to the governer of California and the President of United States, two men i admire a lot, for their biceps and their creepy fascist agendas" -

Conor Oberst, Bright Eyes, before performing "At the Bottom of Everthing"

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A double-bed and a stalwart lover, for sure
These are the riches of the poor

It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'

Stewie Griffin

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A double-bed and a stalwart lover, for sure
These are the riches of the poor

Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. (laughter)
Stewie: Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

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A double-bed and a stalwart lover, for sure
These are the riches of the poor

Morne Morkel is like a Giraffe, all arms and legs.

Tony Greig

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

Don: Did you shoot any?

Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

Don: What kind of gun did you use?

Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

"Smell my cheese you mother" - Alan Partidge

I got a fever, and the only prescription, is MORE COWBELL!

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Miggs.
Gary Neville Ate My Baby

From Father Ted.

(Ted sitting at a table in a caravan with minature cows with a confused father Dougal"

Ted, "the ones in here are small, the ones out there are far away, small, Far Away"

Dougal doesn't get it. Comedy genius that show.

I've just this minute finished watching an episode of that on demand. The one where Dougal has a rabbit and it quickly multiplies into about 40.

Bishop Brennan he don't like Rabbits

"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."

and

"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"

both Albert Einstein

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These are the cries of the carrots.

How far away are them
Max to Paddy Pheonix nights when the dwarves arrive

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Needs more cowbell.

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

See post 19...

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