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Nathan Barley: Ned Smanks, Rufus Onslatt: Sugar Ape Crew! So what's the fuckin' contact?
Rufus Onslatt: Well right yeah. Well the idea, yeah, was to make it look like these models are being molested in a magazine office.
Ned Smanks: When actually that's not what was *really* happening.
Rufus Onslatt: Yeah, only coz' they were all in on it, yeah, it isn't.
Ned Smanks: 'Cept coz' we were actually fucking them, it *kind* of is.
Nathan Barley: Yeah, yeah, I touched two of 'em.
[laughs moronically]

What's Nathan Barley?

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fucking hilarious. that's what.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

just Mutley laughed in my office.



own the DVD, you'll thank us. Then one time you'll probably love a southern accent.



Yes tis, I wish I was like him, totally disconnected with what people think of him or status, just do what you want. He is actually frikkin cool.

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KYPU

Claire: Why "trashbat"?

Nathan: Well, trash, because it's what's all around us. And bat, because.......fancy coming for a drink?

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A double-bed and a stalwart lover, for sure
These are the riches of the poor

Hi !
I've just visited this forum so i can try and link you to shitty tat via my signature.
Now i've been banned.
Bye!

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Watch Shutter Island Online Free

Let me speak for everybody on this forum when i say..

Ahh what's the point, you know already...

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I Belong To City
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BJWB.1920-31/12/2010.

Oi! I'm on the look out for shitty tat, Squidge!

*regrets voting Squidge for mod*

.

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And put on that wig I bought you. No, no, no, no. The reddish-brown one.

a. that's a sociopath. b. he's obviously the kind of c*nt who should be exterminated by being pushed under a tube train.


marvellous.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

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[color="Red"]Keeper of the heretic's fork of doom [/color]

These are the cries of the carrots.

Zoologist: "You have to understand when I caught Gerald in '68 he was completely wild..."

Gerald the Gorilla: "Wild? I was absolutely livid!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beCYGm1vMJ0

Smile, you son of a bitch !

Chief Brody
Jaws

Chateauneuf du Pape!

fabrique belgique

je suis je reste

mange tout

plume de ma tante

bonnet de douche

Derek Trotter
Only fools and horses

if you do another shit post i am going to give you a day in the slammer for bringing the forum down.

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my c key is broken, and my r is playing up too.

puesto de mierda

I've never really watched Only Fools. Not that bothered.

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KYPU

massively overrated imo.

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"

"Papa"

That chick from the Renault advert who used to say "Papa".

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And put on that wig I bought you. No, no, no, no. The reddish-brown one.

"papa"




"my arse really hurts today, why didn't you use lube papa"

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"It felt like a really pointless version of ketamine: no psychedelic effects, no pleasant slide into rubbery nonsense, just a sudden drop off the cliff of wrongness."
"i'm gonna wreck you so bad we're going to have to change church"