Half Bassman Half Biscuit wrote:
A woman asks her husband how to make her boobs look bigger
he replies "Try wiping toliet paper between them"
suprised she says "Do you really think that'd work?"
he says "well it worked for your arse!"
Some questions. Would just like to verify the "facts" about your so called "true" joke
How big was her arse?
Does her husband really believe that wiping your rectum with tissue will cause it to grow? If so does he then not do this? Or does he relentlessly pursue a bigger bottom? Are his days spent longing for back?
Get back to me Bassman. I can't laugh at this if I can't believe it. Ask Stanislavski.
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Emigre wrote:
Whether he joins or not, we'll be fine this season, and then in the Summer we will build a stunning team, the perfect blend of our youth players, stars and solid signings.
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The world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and love everyone. Try to make everyone happy, and bring peace and contentment everywhere you go. And so I became a waiter ... Well, it's not much of a philosophy I know ... but well ... fuck you! I can live my own life in my own way if I want to! Fuck off!