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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:12 pm 
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The semi-finals of the Eurovision are on tonight. Will they be shown in the Engalnd? Dustin the Turkey will be representing Ireland. He was on Radio 4's Today programme this morning. He said he wanted to spread his wings and welcome all of Europe. He claimed he loved everyone in Europe apart from the Poles.

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I hope he wins - you got a turkey, we've got a singing bin man

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Said this morning it was on BBC3.

*avoids BBC3*

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Terry wogan is the only thing that makes it worth watching

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Timpblue wrote:
Terry wogan is the only thing that makes it worth watching


do you not remember that romanian woman that won it a couple of years ago? you could see her snatch!


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Terry wogan is the only thing that makes it worth watching


Aye, he gets more and more pissed and more and more sarcastic as it goes on.

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quality piss taking

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The Euro pundits from the continent hate Terry Wogon because of his piss taking. They should watch themselves. He's from Limerick you know.

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go on - why is it important that he's from Limerick

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Timpblue wrote:
Terry wogan is the only thing that makes it worth watching


I detest Eurovision, biggest pile of shite on TV and Terry Wogan is the worst part of it

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go on - why is it important that he's from Limerick

Limerick has a reputation for being the most violent place in Ireland - for some years now it has been known as "Stab City".

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Squidge wrote:
I detest Eurovision, biggest pile of shite on TV and Terry Wogan is the worst part of it

You are so wrong, Squidger. Terry Wogan is the reason to watch it.
I will be trying not to watch as I don't have the BBC.

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Fekkin' ace!!!

Terry Wogan's wig!!!! LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z28STzFIFBU

The interview on Sky News beforehand is a cracker:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSGNdVmJHic&NR=1

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Limerick has a reputation for being the most violent place in Ireland - for some years now it has been known as "Stab City".



There was a small town named stab city...

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There was a small town named stab city...


Which had good reason to be given lyrical pity...

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Sadly Dustin was kicked out on his hole. Oh well, he managed to piss off a lot of Europeans who take this shite too seriously.

I loved the way he finished his performance by shouting "Did we win?" to a chorus of boos from the crowd.

Made me proud to be Irish!

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I love this tune, best song this year by miles.


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slart wrote:
Sadly Dustin was kicked out on his hole. Oh well, he managed to piss off a lot of Europeans who take this shite too seriously.

I loved the way he finished his performance by shouting "Did we win?" to a chorus of boos from the crowd.

Made me proud to be Irish!


I am gutted. I was crying with laughter watching that video on Youtube last night (the link I posted that is).
They have no sense the euro-poptrashers. The thing stinks and deserves Dustin. Or perhaps not. Their loss.
And the crowd booed?

Says it all when they select some smacked-arse-faced-lesbo as a winner, eh?

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Which had good reason to be given lyrical pity...


There was a small town named Stab City
Which had good reason to be given lyrical pity
Their football was bad
Each man was a cad
But they still beat Manchester City.

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