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at the airport, Fergie spots Berbatov:

Fergie "Dimitar, would you like a wee sweetie to get in the back of ma car..i've got cola bottles you know?"

DB "hello Mr Ferguson, okay...but have you got any flumps?"

Fergie "aye, aye...just get in the car. Would yous like ta play fa ma fitbi club? we'll pay ya greaaaat maney?"

back at Old Trafford

Fergie "right Dimitar, we'll pay ya £100 grand a week, and your image rights and you can shag Giggsy up the wee ricker on a tuesday, how does that grab ya?"

DB "ok Mr ferguson, but can't i have Giggsy on a Thursday?"

Fergie "I'm afraid not son, Cristiano shags him on a Thursday. Just sign ya wee contract, there's a good boy....another flump?"