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How to proceed?
Do nothing, you soft Bastard 33%  33%  [ 3 ]
Contact your local authority for a noise abatement order 22%  22%  [ 2 ]
Get all Derrick Bird up in this bitch 22%  22%  [ 2 ]
Cry wank 22%  22%  [ 2 ]
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 Post subject: Noisy neighbours
PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:45 pm 
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So I've just moved back to Manchester, been home 4 days. Turns out some Easter Europeans ( :snooty: ) have moved in 3 doors down, and they are right noisy bastards. Some sort of Hungarian folk house going on with them all clapping along. Raucous drunkenness and foreign hilarity. :mad: This is the second night in 4 where I've sat listening to them. Not sure what my next step will/should be. Between them and the Somalians who've replaced the spacks (actual care in the community crew. lol. they were alright though) who used to live next door, this neighbourhood has gone to shit. And that's before you even factor me moving back in.

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 Post subject: Re: Noisy neighbours
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 4:33 am 
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Bottle of scotch and join them

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 Post subject: Re: Noisy neighbours
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:33 am 
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Bastard's first attempt to join in didn't go well.
Running, first behind and then in front of the dancers whilst emmitting a stream of rancid bum wind from his homemade traditional Hungarian folk dancers uniform of green shorts, polo shirt and Dr Martins.


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 Post subject: Re: Noisy neighbours
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 6:37 am 
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I rarely 'Cry wank' any more, too much emission and emotion. Now, had there been an option for 'Cry. Wank.' I'd have gone that.

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 Post subject: Re: Noisy neighbours
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:19 pm 
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I'd say join in. With the slavs, not the Somali's. Unless you've got some decent boot polish and a good pirate costume?

It must be a cracking party if you can hear it from three doors down


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 Post subject: Re: Noisy neighbours
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:34 pm 
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Stuck between two of the ugliest nationalities on earth. Where do you live? Cunt street?


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 Post subject: Re: Noisy neighbours
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:57 pm 
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I dunno, a quick google for Hungarian women seems pretty positive:

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The Somali's on the other hand:

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 Post subject: Re: Noisy neighbours
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NoddytheAdlingtonBlue wrote:

The Somali's on the other hand:

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Rob Schneider's let himself go. :(

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 Post subject: Re: Noisy neighbours
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NoddytheAdlingtonBlue wrote:
I'd say join in. With the slavs, not the Somali's. Unless you've got some decent boot polish and a good pirate costume?

It must be a cracking party if you can hear it from three doors down



They're out the back, being boisterous. :mad:

It's fucking ruining my masturbatory flow.

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 Post subject: Re: Noisy neighbours
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:18 pm 
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Perhaps you could ask Noddys Hungarian lady to assist you in restoring it.

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 Post subject: Re: Noisy neighbours
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:54 pm 
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I've had issues with noisy neighbours before, it's no joke. Every now and then maybe but if they're constantly making a row and stopping you getting to sleep call the council on the selfish cunts.


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 Post subject: Re: Noisy neighbours
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NoddytheAdlingtonBlue wrote:
I dunno, a quick google for Hungarian women seems pretty positive:

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The Somali's on the other hand:

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