And cool, don't forget cool.

The way they shield the cigs from you in shops these days i find laughable and pathetic.

I heard a story about Savile recently which shocked me to the core:

Our receptionist in Greenwich, Mandy, was one of 12 brother and sisters. They're from some godforsaken hole round where Gibbonicus lives. It was decided their parents weren't best suited to looking after 12 drummers drumming so they all got shipped off into care. This was early 80s. So they were all in a kids home somewhere in the Medway area and from what she said it was pretty grim. One day the oldest six were called into the office and told that they'd been selected for the "day out of a lifetime" - Jimmy Savile was going to come and pick them up and take them to a recording of Jim'll Fix It in London! ( ) So they day comes round and they all get dressed up in the best clothes they have. Jimmy turns up at the home in the morning to pick them up. He's in a limo with blacked out windows. He's driving and there's no-one else there, just Jimmy Savile and six kids aged between 9 and 15 in a blacked out limo in the Kent countryside. ( ) So off they go and he drives them to the TV studios in central London. They get shown around the studio then are sat in front row seats for the recording of the show. It was really exciting. When the recording was finished they were taken backstage. ( ) Jimmy had ice cream and cake laid on for them. ( ) Back into the limo they went and he drove them back to the care home where they were safely dropped off and returned to the custody of the staff. He didn't lay a finger on any of them!

Really makes you think.

Pics? She must be really ugly

My startup company is aimed at the expanding leisure market and consists of two products.

Firstly, our "replica" cigarette boxes in the livery of all the well known brands but in a classic format ie without any government health warnings whatsoever.
Theses will be hard cases designed to last for some months. The user simply buys their favourite cigarettes in the new plain paper packaging and transfers them to the branded box.

Secondly, as more pubs and clubs introduce breath tests to stop customers pre-loading we will offer a variety of alcoholic shots packaged in plastic tubes similar to Ice Pops for children so they can be secreted, away from the frisking fingers of door staff, in the ample bumcracks of punters for cheap and easy consumption once on licenced premises.

Who wants an investment?

Ok, I have another idea!

Welcome to CHEESE WORLD!

Or The Edam Project.

Complete with Hanging Gardens of Babybell.

Who's in?

Sounds like you could build a Cathedral City around that idea!